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While Robert was getting out of jail, Barry was getting out of ICU and we were all able to go see him.

I rode in with Boomer, and Bald J and Little Man…and when we arrived at the hospital I was surprised to find that security was a little tighter. Tighter in that there were several police officers in Barry’s room trying to convince him to testify against his brother. Barry looked weak and anemic and to my eyes as helpless as a new born kitten.

Sitting in the corner of his room, facing the bed and the door in a large arm chair was Mrs. K furiously crocheting doilies but looking calm.

“You must work with my Séamas” she said to the officers in the room. “He’s the good boy young Séamas”.

“Séamas?” I thought “who the hell is Séamas?” and then watched Barry’s eyes twinkle as the police officers in the room asked what I was thinking.

“Mama calls us all by the names she gave us…we use the American versions when she’s not listening” Barry offered.

“Ah – now that makes some sense”

Mrs. K then spoke “surely you’re not thinking that this was more than an accident? My Roibhilín wouldna hurt his brother a purpose” she said with such firm conviction that I almost forgot I’d been there and seen the whole thing. I smiled watching her hands move over the crafting in her lap at the speed of light. Only a person that knew Mrs. K would know that she was unsettled as was reflected in her doily making extraordinaire.

Mrs. K got up to walk the police officers to the elevator and Barry shifted uncomfortably in the bed…”come fluff my pillows Baby” he whined. “I’m so completely bored…and I sure would love a beer”

As I stepped up to fluff the pillows Boomer leaned over and whispered that he and Bald J had a treat for Barry but it’d have to wait till Mrs. K went home for the day.

Mrs. K came back into the room to inform us that she and I would be heading back to the farm and that ‘those boys’ had just best leave Barry alone. I thought at first she meant police but then decided that she was talking about Boomer and Bald J. I suggested that I might stay with the boys but she allowed as how I should be thankful that she’d taken me ‘under her wing’ and she’d book no countenance but that I was to leave with her.

I was miffed…but I left with her. When she and I left the hospital we found Grey waiting out front in a large white Cadillac. He loaded his mother in the back seat on his side of the car and when he walked around to my side he asked quietly if I’d seen anything ‘suspicious’ while inside.

“Suspicious? Uhhhh…no? why?”

“Nothing” came the reply as we headed back to the farm.

I woke 3 hours later to the insistent sound of the phone in the farmhouse. It was Grey demanding that I get my ass up to the big house and stay with Mama.

“why? What’s going on?” I asked….only to be told that I needed to ask no questions…just get to the big house and to keep Mama away from the windows – to lay low until Robert or he arrived.

I made quick work of getting myself through the field and made it through the gate without notice. As I ran up the hill I heard the unmistakable sound of motorcycles entering the field from the far side. I slowed to a walk thinking that it was likely Grey and Robert and that I’d just let them catch up and explain what was going on. I’d almost stopped walking when the gunfire started.

I heard the sound of shots fired more shots than I could count. I heard screaming and swearing and then the sound of motorcycles approaching. I booked the last bit to the garden and then on to the big house. When I got there Mrs. K was standing on the veranda in a long blood red velvet dressing gown, as she stepped towards me I saw glimpses of pristine white satin lining. Her long white hair flowing in a mane down her back and she had all of her jewelry on.

She also had a shotgun in each hand. I came to a screeching halt on the top stair and she blinked once or twice before motioning me towards her. She handed me a shotgun and pointed to a box of shells on the table behind her….”I’ve just to close the last 2 of these shutters” she said to me as she strode back towards the windows.

“What’s going on?” I asked, too scared to be worried about how my cool factor seemed to have left the building with the firmness of my voice.

“Hopefully, nae more than we canna ‘andle child” she replied as she ushered me into the house bolting the door.

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The constable walks over to the table and stands behind Robert’s chair. He clears his throat, looks at his mother and then down at his hands. “Robert I am obligated to tell you that you have the right to remain silent…” he begins.

His mother slaps the table top with the flat of her hand and for all intents and purposes it sounds suspiciously like a gunshot. (Having heard more than one in the last few days – it’s a likely comparison!) accompanied by the jangling of her large golden charm bracelet.

“Not till after me tea!” she exclaims in a voice that books no argument.

The constable feels a need, none the less, “but, but Mama – they’re waiting outside for me to bring him out” he stammers.

“well then,” says their mother, “they’ll be waiting outside longer, or they will be joining us….but you will not be taking your brother off to the hoosegow before the tea is done!”

“it’s ok Mama” Robert begins, “wee Jaimie’s just doing his job”

“wee?” I think

His mother’s response is a resounding “harrumph! Finish the tea!”

We all make haste to finish our tea. Mrs. K gets up as Robert does and begins to flutter about decidedly like someone approximately a third of her size. Robert turns to Jaimie and puts his hands up offering Jaimie the ability to re-cuff him.

“fat lot of good that’ll do” is Jaimie’s response…”Jesus, Mary and Joseph Robert…do not make me have to shoot you in Mama’s kitchen”

Once again the lips engage before the brain and I mutter into my teacup “why not?…he’s already shot Barry”.

No sooner did the words come out of my mouth than I realized my mistake. I peek up over the rim of my teacup to see everyone in the room staring at me, slack mouthed…”shit shit shit” is the best I can do.

Mrs. K whips around to face Robert and Jaimie. “did you shoot your brother? Is that the accident this child alluded to earlier….answer me boy! DID YOU SHOOT YOUR BABY BROTHER????” Funny, I think, how her accent disappears when she’s angry.

I look up at her and see snapping green eyes and two very red angry dots on her cheeks and think I am so very glad not to be on the receiving end of that just as Rosie plants a firm but vicious kick at my ankle under the table.

“Mumph! Ow!” I snort and choke on my tea.

Robert hangs his head and just shakes it back and forth…”Mama – you know the way he gets…he just never stops….on and on and on….and it get’s on my nerves”

“so you shoot him? HE GETS ON YOUR NERVES SO YOU SHOT HIM?” her voice rises an octave and a decibel. She pauses and then gets deadly quiet….“Roibhilín – you are you father’s son…and we all know what a waste of whiskey he was…you get out of this home and you do not return until you can bring your brother home and home healthy!”

“Well the Dr said he’s gonna be fine!” I pipe up and then slump down in my chair at the rather vivid glare’s I get from all the people in the room.

Robert and Jaimie head towards the kitchen door, Grey stands and moves towards his mother…who turns to me and says with some vehemence…”You! Young lady!…You are going to get yourself into some verra verra serious trouble if you don’t learn to curb that tongue!” I notice that the accent is back.

Grey and Rosie both turn to look at me as we hear the sound of Robert and Jaimie leave via the front door and the screen door slams behind them.

“yer not saying anything my own mother hasn’t been trying to tell me most of my life” I mutter yet again.

“THEN LISTEN TO HER!” the very dignified Mrs K shrieks at me in a most undignified manner. “If you learn nothing…learn when to be still!”

“Point taken” I reply as she begins to weep.

Three days later Robert, who has been charged with 2 counts of assaulting a police officer and vandalism of city property for the damage done to the parking meters he’d kicked the tops off of is let out on his mother’s bond.

While he’s been gone, I’ve been making myself comfortable in his house and spending a lot of time with his sister and his mother. I’ve been learning important girl things like how to can vegetables, how to hoe a row, how to crochet doilies and the most all important – how to wash and iron those all stark whit Irish linen napkins and table cloths.