at the cousin’s house

so
here I am
kinda
sorta
almost
ensconced in the
cousin’s house

they have 5 beds in this house
all of which are so firm it’s
kinda like sleeping on the hardwood

the have 2 computers
neither of which have a usb port
can we say
antique?

I thought I could write and post
story from here
but while I’ve got it on a
memory stick
I can load it
and my puter doesn’t have
a 5.5 floppy drive
so I don’t know what
I’ll have to cook up!

the main reason I am here
is that there’s a 10 yr old
100 lb lab
that lays on the couch
and snores and mutters
all day and all night

once again
I have all the trouble
of marriage
and none of the fun!

stay tuned!

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I feel like I’m on a Game Show….


I’ll have “leave the family at home” for $1000.00 please Alex

Jayzuz….WTF is it about sunshine that brings family out in droves? May is starting to get stupid for me….

From the 9th to the 19th I have to stay at my cousin’s house cos I am taking care of their dog (at least it’s closer to work) while they are in ON

Our season opener is the MMM – I’ve committed to going as a day tripper for both or at least one day the 23rd or 24th

The VOD informs me last night that she has committed us to spending the weekend of the 23/24 in Courtenay as my nephew is graduating from high school and is class valedictorian….we get to see the boy in a tux….and spend time with the bother and his christian princess (of the “I understand you’re a sinner” persuasion)

Today I get an email from the maiden aunts informing me that they will be in town from the 22nd to the 29th

Friends are going to visit B n B in Olalla for the long weekend and I’d like to go but can’t because of the dog sitting

I need to arrange a date for a Devil Ducks Reunion – I’m late!

In the middle of all this I’ve just committed to an online friend that I’d moderate his forum for Canadian Riders while he gets his life back in order….which means that I’m back to mod on 17 forums…

And sometime in all that I’d like to get some riding in

*sigh* – me thinks that the long weekend is happening on the wrong weekend for the way my life is unfolding

I’d take “leave the family at home for $0.10 Alex” if ya offered it that is…

Gak! – does anyone else hear “Flight of the Bumble Bee?”

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