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ok
I hate this shit

but I guess I gotta give yall the rules…

1. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.

2. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.

3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.

4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.

5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

8 Random facts about me:

1. I’m bald…idiopathic alopeacia….I shave daily to get ride of the mange look…(well…daily when I ain’t too lazy or sunburnt)

2. I’m exceptionally Kranky (hence my family callin me Aunty Kranky)and have a mean mouth when riled…nuff said?

3. I truly value being alone…a woman’s home is her castle er sommat like that… I have a 9:30 pm rule…which is..if you show up at my door (or call) after 9:30 and it ain’t enough of an emergency for there to be blood on ya…there will be when you leave!

3. I’m a biker…I used to ride 2 wheels but now I ride a 1974 VW trike affectionately known as the Pickle…so uhhhhm ya….I ride the Pickle…*sigh*

4. I’m a soft touch for puppies and chick flicks n shit….I’ve never watched the reaction of the family that receives the new home in “Extreme Home Makeover” and not cried

5. I’ve been deported back to Canada more times than I have fingers….cos in the old days when you partied over the border and ran outta loot….you just went to the local constabulary and told them you were broke and they put you on a bus home….it wasn’t till I was in my 30’s that I discovered that was “being deported”….it’s fixed now…but it was funny when I found out!

6. I’ve been a story teller and writer my whole life and I think maybe it’s destiny that keeps me from ever completing the great Canadian novel….well…destiny or self sabotage…you pick LoL

7. I doubt that people know that I have an obsessive compulsive personality…because I hold it in check….but I’m a clean junkie and I haven’t had more than 5 drinks of an evening in 20 years…

8. I am currently serving a life sentance in the employ of the VOD…I’d be the “beck n call girl” for 10 years and frankly I’ve had enough!

I’m taggin the following people:
1. Bee
2. Louie
3. LD
4. Cinderella
5. Dark at Heart
6. Mistress K
7. Pepper
8. Bloody Wench

and now they’re gonna be pissed at me LoL

I wish I could feel a little more enthusiastic
about life right now

but I’m burnt toast…

my boss
who ascribes to the “never do today
what you can possibly put off
for ever”
train of thought
finally had to get her hiney in gear
and get crackin
as a result
we are working 12 hour days
trying to get 3 months worth of planning
for next year
done by the time I leave on holidays
on the 2nd

I am truly burnt toast

the blister arrives on Sat
I still haven’t mucked out the pig pen
the holidays start on the 2nd
and frankly
what I really rather do
is just sleep

that can’t be bad….can it?

on a good note
the VOD got all growed up
as a result of a couple of sessions of holy holy
with myself
and the bother via phone
so she’s fixed her pension issues
gone to the dentist
gone to the hairdresser
(to get a shorter version of Zippy the Clown, I assume)
and made an appointment with a dental surgeon
to take care of the rest of the mess

she’s even going to go to the dental surgeon
while the blister is here…..

she says that she understands that
I get frustrated with her treating
the bother and the blister like
landed gentry when they arrive

and she says
she’s going to start eating properly
and taking her medication

I can’t see that happening while
the blister is here….but who knows?

in the mean time
I still wish I could drum up
a little enthusiasm
for my pending holidays….
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