Just when ya think
ya can’t stand it anymore
someone makes ya laugh
and it’s all good….
tonight we went for a ride
and ended up at a new restaraunt here
called the Side Car Cafe
owned by a British fellow
serves single serving pizza’s
and burgers
and food that is distinctive to Great Britian
the pizza oven was imported from Greece
at a huge cost
and is wood fired
cooks a 9 inch dinner pizza in 90 seconds
so
it’s
hot
that’s
H.O.T…dammit!
one of the fellows riding with us
was Mole
who moved to Canada from Britian
2 years ago
to find a better life for his kids….
anyway….I’m reading the menu
and I says to Mole
“what’s caramel pud?”
to which he immediately replies
“it’s just like spotted dick
but without the spots”
huh?
what?
I just howled
so Mole set about
educating us as to the finer points of
British eating….
there’s bangers and mash
which Mole says is okay if you
“boil the piss outta the kidney”
*ahem*
hello?
boil the piss?
ewwwwwwwwwww!
“You know what a kidney does right?”
just ewwwwwwwwww!
sometimes ya just gotta laugh huh?