News of my demise…..

is greatly exaggerated

I did a slight half gainer offa the high board at work today and spent the afternoon at VGH having x-rays etc

I was in the cafeteria at lunch time and walked past the coffee station…one minute I was walking and the next I was flying thru the air with the greatest of ease…

landed on my lower back and my butt…
and had a second of not knowing who or where I was and then realized that there were about 30 people standing over me asking me if I was ok

they tell me I hit my head on the wall on the way down….
I don’t remember that….

but I’m all good now….

end result – no breaks…slight concussion…sore neck & back bruised bottom – headache is gone and my arse smells like raspberry vinaigrette! (which is apparently what was spilled on the floor that caused said flying walenda!)