I’m in the wrong business!

My boss just told me a story
her step daughter
has paid off $80,000.00
in school loans
in a year
by working a sex line

she says that this particular woman
weighs 325 lbs
has horn rimmed glasses
and sits in her living room
talking dirty to men

and for this
she gets paid
big big bucks

“how’zat?” says I
“I think maybe
I’ m in the wrong business!”

she goes on to say that the step-daughter says
that most of the guys
just wanna talk about
hockey anyway

“well then that let’s me out
I don’t know squat about hockey!”