Wouldn’t ya just….
love 5 stinkin minutes
alone
with one or two of them idjits
that keep sending you email offers
to enlarge your penis??
I mean really?
what kind of idjit
gets involved in enlarging penis’
as a full time job?
certainly not rocket scientists,
certainly not nuclear physicists
and certainly not English Majors…
cos they’d be able to come up with a better name….
I mean…come on….
why would I trust anyone
with a name like
“PPBigger” or
“BigWackerNow”
or better yet…
“BiggerPPFaster”
and my all time favorite
“BiggestPPEver”!!!
that one surely took
a lot of thoughtful reflection
I’m sure…
do they think my pp is stupid?
not likely!
leave my penis alone!
