{"id":8046,"date":"2019-03-20T12:21:50","date_gmt":"2019-03-20T19:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=8046"},"modified":"2019-03-20T12:24:00","modified_gmt":"2019-03-20T19:24:00","slug":"holy-shitsticks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=8046","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;holy shitsticks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No matter how often you explain to people what it&#8217;s like to live with a disease like Crohn&#8217;s there&#8217;s never going to be any understanding for them if they don&#8217;t have the disease them selves. \u00a0Frankly lots of people that have the disease don&#8217;t suffer the same way as other people with the disease or the same way I do. \u00a0 Maybe they don&#8217;t have debilitating depression, maybe they don&#8217;t have the pain, the blood, the lack of control, aching joints,lethargy, possibly their food choices are not limited to primarily complex carbohydrates. \u00a0Who knows? \u00a0Maybe there&#8217;s actually people in the world that only have one healthy bowel movement a day.<\/p>\n<p>This morning for the first time in many years I had a Crohn&#8217;s-splosion in my bathroom. I am 63 years old soon to be 64, I&#8217;ve been dealing with this disease for around 40 years\u2026 over the course of those years I&#8217;ve had many different kinds of symptoms, &#8220;accidents&#8221; and remissions. \u00a0This was the first time it was explosive.<\/p>\n<p>As I&#8217;m standing in my bathroom buck nekid but for a pair of rubber gloves; washing walls, floors, shower curtain and toilet ( to get it clean enough so I can get into the shower and clean myself) &#8230; my neighbour walks in looking to borrow some cream. \u00a0I live in what is sort of classified as a shortgun home in that as you walk through the front door you can see straight through the dining room and kitchen to the bath.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously? What can I do but laugh? \u00a0Because if I don&#8217;t laugh I&#8217;m \u00a0going to go back to bed and I&#8217;m never going to get up again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No matter how often you explain to people what it&#8217;s like to live with a disease like Crohn&#8217;s there&#8217;s never going to be any understanding for them if they don&#8217;t have the disease them selves. \u00a0Frankly lots of people that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=8046\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8046"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8049,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8046\/revisions\/8049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}