it started out
\nto be a stellar day
\nand already
\nit’s fubar<\/p>\n
and it ain’t even noon<\/p>\n
some people think they have
\na genetic obligation
\ntowards
\ncondescension and patronization<\/p>\n
don’t try that shit with me
\nI can give way way better than I get.<\/p>\n
then there’s the tax drones
\nall their advertisement
\nand signage says
\nno appointment necessary<\/p>\n
but when you walk in
\nthey tell you
\nthat you can’t see anyone
\nwithout an appointment
\nand they can make one for you
\nfor 3 weeks hence<\/p>\n
really?<\/p>\n
don’t write on your fucking door
\nthat I don’t need an appointment
\nin big jeezly block letters…
\nif I do<\/p>\n
and if you are a bicycle rider
\nor a group of same
\nriding Wallace or West Saanich
\nand you think you are too good
\nto ride on the shoulder
\nor the bicycle lane
\nyou ain’t – SRSLY!
\nmove the fuck over
\nand stop riding 3 or 4 across
\nthis isn’t a team sport
\nthe law states in your own lane
\njust like me…<\/p>\n
and if you are driving your vehicle
\ndown a country road
\nat speeds akin to the racetrack
\nat least don’t drive
\ndown the center of the road
\nor the wrong side of the road
\nso I don’t get hit
\nby a 16 yr old
\nin his daddy’s 4X4
\npulling out of my driveway<\/p>\n
and while on the subject of
\ndriving
\nhow about trying out your turn signals
\nbefore you make a turn?
\nnot when you are half way thru it<\/p>\n
most specifically
\nwhen you’ve slowed all traffic
\ndown to a crawl
\nto make said turn<\/p>\n
and that as they say
\nis all<\/p>\n
here’s hoping the dealership
\ndoesn’t fuck with my buzz
\nthis afternoon<\/p>\n
Peace Motherfuckers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
it started out to be a stellar day and already it’s fubar and it ain’t even noon some people think they have a genetic obligation towards condescension and patronization don’t try that shit with me I can give way way … Continue reading