{"id":7568,"date":"2012-02-24T19:07:41","date_gmt":"2012-02-25T03:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/174.120.3.99\/~bdbetty1\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=7568"},"modified":"2012-02-24T19:08:57","modified_gmt":"2012-02-25T03:08:57","slug":"zippy-round-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=7568","title":{"rendered":"Zippy&#8230;.round 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>those of you<br \/>\nthat have been reading me<br \/>\nfor a while<br \/>\nwill remember my<br \/>\nZippy the Clown<br \/>\nstory<\/p>\n<p>those of you<br \/>\nthat haven&#8217;t read it<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/174.120.3.99\/~bdbetty1\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1006\">go here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>go ahead<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll wait&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>tap tap tap tap!<\/p>\n<p>so<br \/>\ntoday<br \/>\nthere&#8217;s a new version<br \/>\nof Zippy<\/p>\n<p>while I was<br \/>\nsitting in the dark<br \/>\non the couch<br \/>\nwatching tv<br \/>\nand eating dinner<\/p>\n<p>it eventually occurs to me<br \/>\nthat the wee dog<br \/>\nis chewing on something<br \/>\nthat she shouldn&#8217;t be<\/p>\n<p>I flip on the light<br \/>\nand discover<br \/>\nshe&#8217;s got a tube<br \/>\nof lipstick<\/p>\n<p>and somewhat<br \/>\nlike me<br \/>\nshe&#8217;s got it<br \/>\nall over her face<br \/>\nall over her feet<br \/>\non the couch<br \/>\non the aphgan<br \/>\nand<br \/>\non the floor<\/p>\n<p>perfect!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>those of you that have been reading me for a while will remember my Zippy the Clown story those of you that haven&#8217;t read it go here go ahead I&#8217;ll wait&#8230;. tap tap tap tap! so today there&#8217;s a new &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=7568\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7568"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7571,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7568\/revisions\/7571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}