{"id":631,"date":"2008-04-20T23:35:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-20T23:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=631"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:27:18","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:27:18","slug":"coffee-pots-n-avacados","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=631","title":{"rendered":"coffee pots n avacados"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">I&#8217;ve just spent 3 hrs shopping with the VOD<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">we went to London Drugs so she could get a coffee pot<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">they didn&#8217;t have the one she wanted so we went to Zellers<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\"> they didn&#8217;t have the one she wanted so we went to Winners<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">they didn&#8217;t have the one she wanted so we went to Home Hardware<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">they didnt&#8217; have the one she wanted so we went to CDN tire<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">they didn&#8217;t have the one she wanted either<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\"> so I says&#8230;what is it that yer looking for mom?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">and she says&#8230;cheap!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">fuck me&#8230;I just spent 10.00 in gas!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">then we go to Thriftys <\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">and she buys groceries<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">and she makes such a big deal outta the kid that&#8217;s packin <\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\"> not squishin her avocados <\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">that he packs 75 lbs of canned goods<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">in one bag<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">and 2 fucking avocados in another<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 255); font-weight: bold;\">I GIVE UP!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just spent 3 hrs shopping with the VODwe went to London Drugs so she could get a coffee potthey didn&#8217;t have the one she wanted so we went to Zellers they didn&#8217;t have the one she wanted so we &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=631\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4642,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions\/4642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}