{"id":480,"date":"2007-10-08T01:49:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-08T01:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=480"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:27:55","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:27:55","slug":"the-dreaded-bohunka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=480","title":{"rendered":"the dreaded bohunka&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">let me begin by confirming<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">that there is nothing as gratifying<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">as cold ginger ale <\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">when yer in bed sick<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">course us single people<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">hafta get outta bed <\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and get dressed <\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and walk to the store<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">to get our own <\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">ginger ale<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">when we&#8217;re sick<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">*sigh*<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I wish I knew what this is<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">seems to be the third weekend end a row<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">starts with achy skin and joints<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">just like when I get the flu<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">only the flu and or cold<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">never arrives<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I&#8217;ve been sleeping like 12 hours a day<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I hurt like I&#8217;m getting the flu<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I can&#8217;t concentrate<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">so I can&#8217;t read<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I&#8217;ve spent hours <\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">flipping thru tv channels<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">but I haven&#8217;t watched anything<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I have a half dozen library books to read<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">but haven&#8217;t made it past the 1st chapter<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">in any of them<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I&#8217;m of the can&#8217;t walk <\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and chew gum persuasion<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">anytime I try to do 2 things at once<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I get nauseous<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">this sux<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">if I&#8217;m gonna have the dreaded bohonka<\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">BRING IT <\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">so I can get it over with!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>let me begin by confirmingthat there is nothing as gratifyingas cold ginger ale when yer in bed sickcourse us single peoplehafta get outta bed and get dressed and walk to the storeto get our own ginger alewhen we&#8217;re sick*sigh*I wish &hellip; 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