{"id":297,"date":"2007-01-04T01:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-04T01:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=297"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:29:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:29:08","slug":"news-flash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=297","title":{"rendered":"News Flash!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I&#8217;m told I&#8217;ll have an actual desk by Monday<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">they will be rearranging the office over the weekend<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and although it won&#8217;t be in the correct\/permanent place<\/span> (???)<br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">it&#8217;ll be facing the right direction&#8230;.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">did some say that hell froze over?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">just askin<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">cos on the 13th <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">it will be 8 weeks since I started there <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and was promised <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">a real desk <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">with my own phone <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and the whole shebang <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">turned around facing the door <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and moved <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">3 FREAKIN FEET TO THE LEFT!<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">*sigh*<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m told I&#8217;ll have an actual desk by Mondaythey will be rearranging the office over the weekendand although it won&#8217;t be in the correct\/permanent place (???)it&#8217;ll be facing the right direction&#8230;.did some say that hell froze over?just askincos on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=297\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5310,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions\/5310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}