{"id":1969,"date":"2010-09-02T14:43:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-02T21:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1969"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:24:36","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:24:36","slug":"the-strangest-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1969","title":{"rendered":"the strangest thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">has happened<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I got called for jury duty<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">on a criminal trial<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">what does one wear <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">to jury selection interview<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">someone suggested I should <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">paint something tribal on my head<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">wear a wife beater to show my tat&#8217;s<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">and torn jeans<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I&#8217;m thinkin work clothes will do<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I&#8217;m slightly apprehensive<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">and slightly excited&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>what if I put my foot in my mouth<br \/>it&#8217;s a big foot and a bigger mouth<br \/>what if I embarrass myself?<br \/>what if they like me?<\/p>\n<p>and want me to be on the jury?<br \/><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">veddy interesting&#8230;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>has happened I got called for jury dutyon a criminal trial what does one wear to jury selection interview someone suggested I should paint something tribal on my headwear a wife beater to show my tat&#8217;sand torn jeans I&#8217;m thinkin &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1969\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1969"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3952,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969\/revisions\/3952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}