{"id":1954,"date":"2010-07-25T14:27:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-25T21:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1954"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:24:36","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:24:36","slug":"bewitched-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1954","title":{"rendered":"Bewitched…"},"content":{"rendered":"

remember Bewitched?<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha Stephens?<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>ya know how yer mind has a tendency to wander<\/span>
<\/span>when yer stuck in a laundromat <\/span>
<\/span>with a bunch of strangers<\/span>
<\/span>for a couple of hours?<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>everyone studiously ignoring each other<\/span>
<\/span>whilst surreptitiously peeking <\/span>
<\/span>at each other “unmentionables”?<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>I listen to music<\/span>
<\/span>iPod’s rock in the laundromat!<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>quite often sitting with my eyes closed<\/span>
<\/span>so as to not see the condition of <\/span>
<\/span>everyone else’s unmentionables<\/span>
<\/span>and on the off chance<\/span>
<\/span>that my not looking at theirs<\/span>
<\/span>will keep them from looking at mine…<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>today whilst washing<\/span>
<\/span>yet again<\/span>
<\/span>the down comforter <\/span>
<\/span>that I’ve had but a month<\/span>
<\/span>and Pixie seems to believe<\/span>
<\/span>is her personal pissing gound<\/span>
<\/span>but I digress….<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>anyway…<\/span>
<\/span>today’s closed eyes<\/span>
<\/span>rocking and rolling <\/span>
<\/span>thought patterns<\/span>
<\/span>led me to be thinking of<\/span>
<\/span>my friend <\/span>Louie’s blog <\/a>
<\/span>on the abject stupidity <\/span>
<\/span>of drinking and driving<\/span>
<\/span>or even more so<\/span>
<\/span>drinking and riding<\/span>
<\/span>(It’s called “Impaired Thinking”<\/span>
<\/span>and ya really oughta read it)<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>then my thoughts turned <\/span>
<\/span>to the kind of punishment <\/span>
<\/span>that people get <\/span>
<\/span>for impaired driving<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>which then of course<\/span>
<\/span>led me to thinking <\/span>
<\/span>about consequences <\/span>
<\/span>for actions in general<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>which eventually led me to<\/span>
<\/span>the thought that named this post<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>wouldn’t it be great if I<\/span>
<\/span>had a Samantha Stephens’ type nose?<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>get caught speeding?<\/span>
<\/span>wiggle wiggle wiggle<\/span>
<\/span>yer a tortoise<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>get caught impaired?<\/span>
<\/span>wiggle wiggle wiggle<\/span>
<\/span>yer a skunk<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>get caught stealing?<\/span>
<\/span>wiggle wiggle wiggle<\/span>
<\/span>yer a magpie<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>the mind boggles…<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>then of course<\/span>
<\/span>as things will happen<\/span>
<\/span>my thoughts turn to the people<\/span>
<\/span>that have hurt and disappointed me<\/span>
<\/span>over the last couple of years<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>hmmmmm<\/span>
<\/span>Samantha Stephens nose….<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>hurt your wife?<\/span>
<\/span>wiggle wiggle wiggle<\/span>
<\/span>yer a eunuch<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>hurt your children?<\/span>
<\/span>wiggle wiggle wiggle<\/span>
<\/span>yer a monkey<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>lie to people<\/span>
<\/span>wiggle wiggle wiggle<\/span>
<\/span>you have no mouth<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>talk behind people’s back<\/span>
<\/span>wiggle wiggle wiggle<\/span>
<\/span>you have no mouth<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>be mean<\/span>
<\/span>wiggle wiggle wiggle<\/span>
<\/span>yer a bird in a cage…<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>I could go on forever<\/span>
<\/span>*sigh*<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>yet more proof<\/span>
<\/span>that I’m going to hell<\/span>
<\/span>as the VOD would say…<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>LoL<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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