{"id":1934,"date":"2010-05-06T17:26:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T00:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1934"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:24:37","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:24:37","slug":"dear-asshat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1934","title":{"rendered":"Dear Asshat&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_llTCkOZXIY0\/S-NlkAsRxkI\/AAAAAAAAB2g\/nm1VBtCyvAM\/s1600\/flippin+the+bird.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 221px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_llTCkOZXIY0\/S-NlkAsRxkI\/AAAAAAAAB2g\/nm1VBtCyvAM\/s320\/flippin+the+bird.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468326041893324354\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><\/p>\n<p>let&#8217;s have a little discussion<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>on the do&#8217;s and don&#8217;ts<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>of merging in traffic<\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><\/p>\n<p>shall we?<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Instructions to merge right when the left lane ends are as follows:<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Good judgment and good timing are necessary to merge smoothly with the faster-moving traffic.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Motorists should reach proper speed so that the driver can merge smoothly into the travel lane when the way is clear.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Always use the proper left turn signal to indicate the need to enter the traffic lane.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Drivers already on the roadway should, for their own safety, make allowance for vehicles attempting to enter.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">It is the driver&#8217;s responsibility to yield the right-of-way to other cars on the roadway when changing lanes.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul style=\"color: rgb(153, 0, 0);\">\n<li><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Remember that through lanes always have right of way over on ramps and lanes ending, so merge sooner rather than later if at all possible.<\/span>  <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">No where in there does it say:<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">  <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;\" ><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;\" >Come screaming up on the left going  fast as hell in some half baked attempt to beat the whole line of traffic in the fight lane<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Don&#8217;t bother signaling cos the idiot in the right lane knows yer gonna wanna be in his\/her lane right where his\/her car is<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Don&#8217;t bother looking over your shoulder cos cos the idiot in the right lane knows yer gonna wanna be in his\/her lane right where his\/her car is<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Flash the person in the right lane the bird and lay on your horn cos they <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">don&#8217;t slow down to let you in front of them&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_llTCkOZXIY0\/S-NmHeuRIXI\/AAAAAAAAB2o\/augNr7YO_Jk\/s1600\/flippin+the+bird+girl.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 208px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_llTCkOZXIY0\/S-NmHeuRIXI\/AAAAAAAAB2o\/augNr7YO_Jk\/s320\/flippin+the+bird+girl.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468326651250155890\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><\/p>\n<p>cos really?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">you just end up<br \/>looking like the asshat<br \/>you are <\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>and you get<br \/>to the next intersection <\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>approximately 30 seconds<br \/>before I do.<\/span>  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 204, 255);\">Asshat.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>let&#8217;s have a little discussion on the do&#8217;s and don&#8217;ts of merging in traffic shall we? 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