{"id":1919,"date":"2010-02-27T12:29:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-27T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1919"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:24:38","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:24:38","slug":"once-upon-a-time-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1919","title":{"rendered":"Once upon a time&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;\" >I lived with a man<br \/>that was jealous<br \/>of my time on the computer<br \/>or of the books I read<br \/>so much so<br \/>that he&#8217;d unplug the modem<br \/>when I wasn&#8217;t looking<br \/>and throw novels in the fireplace<br \/>and burn em<\/p>\n<p>I got rid of him<\/p>\n<p>seems I now have a puppy<br \/>with the same<br \/>way of thinking<br \/>she&#8217;s bound and determined<br \/>to get between me<br \/>and whatever I&#8217;m doing<\/p>\n<p>when I sit at the computer<br \/>she scratches at my leg<br \/>and whimpers<br \/>till I pay attention<br \/>and if I don&#8217;t pick her up<br \/>she&#8217;ll run around<br \/>to the other side<br \/>and scratch the other leg!<\/p>\n<p>if I try to read a book<br \/>she&#8217;ll stand between my eyes<br \/>and my book<br \/>so I can&#8217;t read<br \/>or try to chew the pages<br \/>and just all round be a nuisance<br \/>by head butting my face&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>jealous little tart!<br \/>but I love her<br \/>so I won&#8217;t get rid of her LoL<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lived with a manthat was jealousof my time on the computeror of the books I readso much sothat he&#8217;d unplug the modemwhen I wasn&#8217;t lookingand throw novels in the fireplaceand burn em I got rid of him seems I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1919\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1919"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4042,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1919\/revisions\/4042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}