{"id":1916,"date":"2010-02-20T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-20T18:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1916"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:24:48","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:24:48","slug":"i-got-dressed-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1916","title":{"rendered":"I got dressed…"},"content":{"rendered":"

to go get some cream
for my freakin coffee
and the phone rang<\/span>
(what kinda idiot
would phone me before coffee…<\/p>\n

<\/span>and wtf is up
with no cream in the house
on Sat morn<\/span>
I can’t even blame this one
on the VOD!)<\/span><\/p>\n

so I answered
and sat down at the puter <\/span>
to converse with a moron <\/span>
about my household insurance<\/span>
and whilst conversing<\/span>
I got to paying bills n shit<\/span>
on line<\/span><\/p>\n

Pixie started barking
cos she wanted up<\/span>
so to shut her up
cos I was still on the phone<\/span>
I picked her up
and set her on my chest<\/span>
where she promptly turned tail<\/span>
and climbed under my shirt
and into my bra<\/span><\/p>\n

this brings to mind a couple of things:<\/span>
A) who knew there was room in my bra for anything else?<\/span>
B) I think I’ve created a boob monster<\/span>
C) good thing I’m single…I’d hate to have to explain these tiny nail scratches on my boobs to anyone.<\/span><\/p>\n

and how’s your morning going??<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

to go get some creamfor my freakin coffeeand the phone rang(what kinda idiotwould phone me before coffee… and wtf is upwith no cream in the houseon Sat mornI can’t even blame this oneon the VOD!) so I answeredand sat down … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1916"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4047,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions\/4047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}