{"id":1913,"date":"2010-02-12T18:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-13T02:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1913"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:24:48","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:24:48","slug":"a-month-of-pixie-highlights-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1913","title":{"rendered":"A month of Pixie Highlights&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"UIStory_Message\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 16<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I just had my first trip to the vet&#8230;she says I only weigh 2lbs 9oz &#8211; but we&#8217;ll have a better idea of how big I&#8217;m gonna be in a month&#8230;cos by 16 weeks I should be half my adult size<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I jumped up on the couch all by myself today &#8211; mom called me a &#8220;little shit&#8221; that can&#8217;t be right?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Mom thinks its wrong that I like to bring &#8220;chunks&#8221; of supper into the living room to eat at supper time&#8230;what do you think?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 17 <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">My mommy is so proud of me today &#8211; I did all my business this morning on the potty pads&#8230;.she thinks it&#8217;s cos she&#8217;s an &#8220;effective communicator&#8221; but we all know it&#8217;s just cos I&#8217;m so very very smart! shhhhhhhh don&#8217;t tell mommy &#8211; I don&#8217;t want to hurt her feels good.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">My mom&#8217;s calling me a &#8220;little shit&#8221; again cos I found some stuff she&#8217;d forgot she owned under the couch&#8230;yum! burp!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">My mommy got me &#8220;dentabones&#8221; at that Wally place&#8230;I don&#8217;t know what she was thinking cos they&#8217;re bigger n my leg&#8230;I think she means well though<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 18<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my mommy found out this morning that I was born on Sept 17, 2009 so that means I&#8217;m actually 18 weeks old and that means I am already half my growth size&#8230;she was right when she named me Pixie! I r gonna be little :o)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Mom says I have to stop being so dang cute or her boss won&#8217;t let me come to work anymore&#8230;.nobody&#8217;s gettin nuttin done!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 19<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">momma slept a lot last night&#8230;but it&#8217;s ok cos I did too&#8230;we wuz tired &#8211; but we&#8217;re fulla p n v now!<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">oh dear&#8230;I wanna play &#8211; momma has to work &#8211; this can&#8217;t be good!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma went out for dinner and left me at home all alone :o(<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I think I&#8217;m insulted! my mom just said &#8220;yer like a real dog&#8230;only really really little&#8221; &#8211; I&#8217;m not little&#8230;I&#8217;m vertically challenged!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 20<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> this morning I&#8217;m playing freeze frame&#8230;every time momma looks at me I freeze and look right back at her&#8230;.she think&#8217;s I&#8217;m soooo smart<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Jan 21<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma says Booker Todd&#8217;s mom does a nice goodmorning song for him&#8230;all I get is &#8220;mutter mutter grumble ouch mutter coffeee grunt coffeee snort coffeee&#8221; but if that&#8217;s all I&#8217;m used to I guess it&#8217;s my goodmorning song!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> my momma says I&#8217;m gonna get me a tattoo&#8230;I wan&#8217;t flowers but the lady what&#8217;s doin it says numbers only cos she&#8217;s not so talented.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 22<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">momma has to take grammo to the big people&#8217;s dr for a test &#8211; I have to stay home by myself cos they won&#8217;t let me in the horse pistol :o( <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma says: the Pixie pen is working &#8211; she&#8217;s penned in the kitchen but none too impressed&#8230;how can something that small set up such a racket?&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma is mad at me cos I waited till she was gone and then jumped over the Pixie pen&#8230;and got into the garbage&#8230;and when she got home I was busy chewin on a used razor&#8230;I think mom&#8217;s mad cos she was scared I might have hurt myself&#8230;but I&#8217;m smart and didn&#8217;t&#8230;.mom did say that there&#8217;s gonna be a plan B for the Pi&#8230;xie pen&#8230;wonder what that means?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I gots the hic-me-upS!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">momma says plan B didn&#8217;t work&#8230;gotta come up with a plan C *sigh* doesn&#8217;t she know I&#8217;m magic and can get outta everytin?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 23<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Diary of a Peanut Butter Addict by Pixie Dust&#8230; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">there&#8217;s no place to dig in this house so now my mom thinks I&#8217;m a flying monkey!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">untie Kimmie is in here now! and she bought me a lovely pink and grey hoodie&#8230;momma likes it better n I do&#8230;but momma&#8217;s weird anyway&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 24<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma is goin for brunch with Auntie Kimmie! Auntie Louie is still sick &#8211; Booker Todd should fetch her to the Dr.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">momma says that Smitty&#8217;s has &#8220;no sugar added&#8221; pancake syrop and whole wheat pancakes for the diabetics&#8230;but it&#8217;s like eating wood and paste with no sweet&#8230;she says she&#8217;ll stick to eggs in the future&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> my momma says you guys is right &#8211; my name should be houdini instead of Pixie&#8230;.I tole her &#8220;if ma head fits through the hole&#8230;the rest of me will find a way to fit..lol&#8230;she didn&#8217;t find it amuzing tho&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> my momma says you guys is right &#8211; my name should be houdini instead of Pixie&#8230;.I tole her &#8220;if ma head fits through the hole&#8230;the rest of me will find a way to fit..lol&#8230;she didn&#8217;t find it amuzing tho&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 25<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma says that now that she has me she knows where all the missing soxs in the end up<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma abandoned me and left me all alone all day long and I didn&#8217;t like it at all &#8211; but I stayed in my pen and was a good girl till momma came home&#8230;then I chewed on everything I could find just to teach momma a lesson&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> ooooooooooooooooooo toilet paper&#8230;..weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 26<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> I&#8217;m workin today &#8211; I help my momma lots&#8230;.I lick everything for her!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma says her last dog was the toaster police&#8230;and I&#8217;m the microwave police&#8230;I don&#8217;t know what she&#8217;s talkin about but I sure do get excited when the microwave beeps!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 27<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> I went to work with momma again today &#8211; and one of the ladies that works down the hall came and taught me how to bark &#8211; I like it! Momma? Not so much :o)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 28<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> I love toilet paper cardboard&#8230;they are just my size for carryin!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 29<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma has to go to the horsepistol for a big test today &#8211; I&#8217;m not happy cos them horsepistol people won&#8217;t let me go with her to take care of her. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">momma&#8217;s home! momma&#8217;s home! but shhhhhhhhhh she&#8217;s sleeping&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 30<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">momma says she doesn&#8217;t understand why I gotta bring my breakfast into the libbinroom to eat it&#8230;I says it&#8217;s cuz she does&#8230;but she ain&#8217;t listening to me!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> Ishe Mae gave my momma some clothes for me&#8230;I don&#8217;t like em much&#8230;I keep telling her&#8230;I R a DOG! (even if I&#8217;m tiny!)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Jan 31<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">me and my momma went to her cuzin&#8217;s house last night and I played with the big dog and tired him rite out!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma just told me that my breath would knock the buzzards offa gut wagon&#8230;so I tole her &#8220;you try cleanin yer arse with your tongue and then talk to me about yer breath!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma gived me the medicine&#8230;I didn&#8217;t like it one little bit!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 1<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> I stayed home all by my own self all day long! I was a big gurl.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 2<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my little bundle of joy has taught me soooo much 1. don&#8217;t walk from the bedroom to the bathroom without turning the lights on (presents on the carpet) 2. apparently I can eat peanut butter&#8230;but I can&#8217;t wear it (she gets it outta her kong and rubs it on my face and I get hives) 3. apparently in dog lingo &#8220;use the pot&#8230;ty pad&#8221; means only yer front feet have to be on the pad (see #1)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 3<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma gots a booboo&#8230;but I kissed it better&#8230;lots and lots&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 4<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma had a shower&#8230;I redecorated&#8230;my momma laughed &#8211; but it was kinda a stangly laugh and kinda freaked me out!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 5<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> momma says I ruint her sunny disposition this morning&#8230;I was just excited to see her and besides&#8230;her bed is way too high to make a quick escape from&#8230;.at least I went to the end of the bed before I plotzed! *sigh*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 7<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> apparently my mommy doesn&#8217;t understand how much fun rolls of toilet paper are for someone my size&#8230;today I found a rack with a bunch of rolls on it on the floor by the toilet&#8230;if ya grab and end and run you can get alla way into the living room without stopping! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 8<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">momma says I&#8217;ve &#8220;got the flatulence&#8221; wonder what that means?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> I had a yucky tummy while momma was at work and yakked &#8211; but I&#8217;m better now :o)<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma&#8217;s coat fell offa the chair&#8230;.well&#8230;I helped it a little :o) and then I hided my chewy in her pocket&#8230;..think she&#8217;ll find it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 9<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my momma says I gots a secrets admirer &#8211; someone dropped off a pink Kong Wobba at her work for me &#8211; and snuck in and did it while she wasn&#8217;t at her desk&#8230;so she has noooo idea&#8230;.how romanitc!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 10<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> today I am 5 mths old!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 11<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> momma says &#8220;puppies are like children&#8230;if they&#8217;re being real quiet&#8230;sommat&#8217;s up&#8221; This morning while momma was in da showers I got up on her desk and found a half a roll of Rolaids&#8230;I ated dem amd now momma&#8217;s not happy with me&#8230;or the white paste on the dark green rug&#8230;she says &#8220;betcha yer pooh is gonna be a funny &#8230;color tonite!&#8221; *sigh*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);\">Feb 12<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> I can&#8217;t wait for the weekend so my momma can stay home with me and doesn&#8217;t have to lock me in the kitchen all day&#8230;the kitchen&#8217;s nice&#8230;but I&#8217;d rather be with my momma!<\/span><\/span><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jan 16 I just had my first trip to the vet&#8230;she says I only weigh 2lbs 9oz &#8211; but we&#8217;ll have a better idea of how big I&#8217;m gonna be in a month&#8230;cos by 16 weeks I should be half &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1913\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1913"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4053,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions\/4053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}