{"id":1909,"date":"2010-01-20T19:31:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-21T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1909"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:24:48","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:24:48","slug":"the-vod-strikes-again-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1909","title":{"rendered":"the VOD strikes again"},"content":{"rendered":"

so<\/span>
the VOD needs a bone scan<\/span>
so she can have her back <\/span>
crazy glued<\/span><\/p>\n

a week ago she asked <\/span>
if it happens on a Tues<\/span>
can I please take her <\/span>
cos the bother has <\/span>
inventory every Tues<\/span>
of 2 of his stores<\/span><\/p>\n

I say ya…but only if <\/span>
it’s on a Tues.<\/span><\/p>\n

she phones me Monday<\/span>
and asks if I can take the day off<\/span>
and take her in for it on Friday<\/span><\/p>\n

I assume that means that <\/span>
something has come up<\/span>
and that the bother can’t make it<\/span><\/p>\n

I ask the boss<\/span>
and cos I’m a one of where I work<\/span>
I double up on the work<\/span>
to get 5 full days of work<\/span>
done in 4 days<\/span>
and book Friday off<\/span><\/p>\n

tonight she tells me<\/span>
that the bother<\/span>
the “golden boy”<\/span>
will be down Friday PM<\/span>
to take her to the bank<\/span><\/p>\n

so why did I take the day off?<\/span>
cos it’s too early to expect <\/span>
the golden child to be here<\/span><\/p>\n

fact: I’ve driven that silly old woman<\/span>
to every Dr appt, bank, grocery and liquor store<\/span>
for 12 fucking years<\/span><\/p>\n

fact: the golden boy owns his own<\/span>
mutha fuckin business and has <\/span>
managers in place<\/span>
so he can leave when he wants<\/span><\/p>\n

fact: when I suggest that maybe<\/span>
the golden boy should hie his loppy arse<\/span>
down here to take her to the hospital<\/span>
she gets all pissy with me<\/span>
cos I’m “so mean to the golden boy<\/span>
and he’s come all the way down here<\/span>
to take care of her <\/span>
when no one else would”<\/span><\/p>\n

fact: the golden boy has only <\/span>
been puttin in appearances <\/span>
for a year<\/span><\/p>\n

and still – she’s not got hammered <\/span>
and threatened to piss herself in his car!<\/p>\n

and while I’m on a fuckin rant here
why did I just spend $500.00
that I didn’t have to spare
gettin a computer and accoutrement
for her
and now she says I’ll have to wait to set it up
cos the golden boy is comin?
<\/span>
don’tcha just love family??<\/p>\n

some days I really really really
wish I could drink.
<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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