{"id":1822,"date":"2009-06-07T13:33:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-07T20:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1822"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:25:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:25:07","slug":"well-crap-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1822","title":{"rendered":"well crap!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">turns out<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">it&#8217;s not <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">an infected spider bite<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">its<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">shingles<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I have a whole blog of a different color coming<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">but it&#8217;ll have to wait till I&#8217;m feelin<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">less like someone pulled <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">my forehead  <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">and shoulder<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">out thru my arse&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">you should see the size <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">of the freakin pills they gave me!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>turns outit&#8217;s not an infected spider biteitsshingles I have a whole blog of a different color comingbut it&#8217;ll have to wait till I&#8217;m feelinless like someone pulled my forehead and shoulderout thru my arse&#8230;. you should see the size of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1822\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1822"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4235,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822\/revisions\/4235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}