{"id":1818,"date":"2009-05-28T18:50:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-29T01:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1818"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:25:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:25:07","slug":"i-had-dinner-with-a-friend-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1818","title":{"rendered":"I had dinner with a friend"},"content":{"rendered":"

this evening<\/span>
and she asked me <\/span>
a very interesting question<\/span> <\/p>\n

she said…
“Honey? wtf is wrong with you?<\/span>
every time you go away
you forget one of your meds!<\/span>
Do You Have A Death Wish
er somethin?”<\/span> <\/p>\n

LoL<\/span> <\/p>\n

I was kinda puzzled
by that myself<\/span>
when I left last week
I was sure I had everything
I needed<\/span>
I got to my friend’s house
for the first night<\/span>
and low and behold…<\/span>
no Crohn’s meds…<\/span><\/span>\"\"<\/a>
<\/span><\/p>\n

so I went away
on a 5 day holiday<\/span>
without my gut’s medication…<\/span> <\/p>\n

brave er stupid eh?<\/span> <\/p>\n

tonight<\/span>
I got full on proof<\/span>
that contrary to popular belief<\/span>
I am not off my freakin nut!<\/span><\/p>\n

I just went over to the VOD’s
to take her the paper<\/span>
she says to me..
“oh ya…I have this”<\/span>
and hands me my full bottle
of Crohn’s pills<\/span>
(I take 16 <\/span>
of the not so little buggers<\/span>
a day<\/span>
on maintenance)<\/span> <\/p>\n

I go…<\/span>
“wtf…how did you end up with that?<\/span>
I thought I’d lost it <\/span>
cos I picked up all my Rx’s on Wed <\/span>
packed and left on Thurs <\/span>
and got to my friends house<\/span>
and they weren’t in the bag…<\/span>
all the other stuff was….<\/span>
but not the gut pills!”<\/span><\/p>\n

she says…<\/span><\/p>\n

“well
I went to your house <\/span> on Wed night
while you were out<\/span>
to get a toothpick <\/span>
and I guess I (unconsciously)
picked them up <\/span>
and brought them home
by mistake…<\/span>
and I just remembered
that I had them…<\/span>
so here”<\/span> <\/p>\n

see?<\/span>
it’s not me<\/span>
I am not quite officially off my nut yet!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

this evening and she asked me a very interesting question she said…“Honey? wtf is wrong with you? every time you go awayyou forget one of your meds!Do You Have A Death Wisher somethin?” LoL I was kinda puzzledby that myself … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1818"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4243,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818\/revisions\/4243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}