{"id":1772,"date":"2009-02-04T21:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T05:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1772"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:25:29","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:25:29","slug":"nose-candy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1772","title":{"rendered":"Nose Candy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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so today the boss
shows up with a bowl
of cinnamon hearts
cos she know’s
they are a fav of mine
and hopefully she’s butterin me up
trying to keep me
from accepting a new job
I’ve interviewed
for if it’s offered
cos she’d really like me to stay….
<\/span>\"\"<\/a>
anyway she leaves them
on my desk
of course…as I beetle away
over the course of the day
I have a few…<\/p>\n

I picked one up
popped it in my mouth
and then sneezed…
hard
twice in quick succession
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the cinnamon heart
in my mouth slid part way
down my throat
at the first sneeze
and then up the back of my nose
on the second<\/p>\n

that’d be a hard cinnamon candy
in my nose<\/p>\n

holy crap it burned!
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I ended up snortin water
like a person
with a peruvian nose joy problem
to get rid of the little bugger
eyes watering
nose dripping
<\/span>\"\"<\/a>
somehow I don’t think
that’s what the guy meant
that coined the term
Nose Candy <\/span>\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so today the bossshows up with a bowlof cinnamon heartscos she know’sthey are a fav of mineand hopefully she’s butterin me uptrying to keep mefrom accepting a new jobI’ve interviewedfor if it’s offeredcos she’d really like me to stay….anyway she … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1772"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4335,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772\/revisions\/4335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}