{"id":1771,"date":"2009-02-02T22:33:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T06:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1771"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:25:29","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:25:29","slug":"i-see-dumb-people-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1771","title":{"rendered":"I see dumb people"},"content":{"rendered":"

I started this last week when I first got sick<\/span><\/span> – Jan 28\/09<\/p>\n

why is it that every where people tell you<\/span>
when your prescriptions expire you should take them to a pharmacy to have them destroyed…<\/span><\/p>\n

but when you do that the people at the pharmacy look at you like you just dropped a turd on the carpet?<\/span><\/p>\n

I’m coming down with bronchitis yet again…however (and for a change) it’s been so long that all three of my puffers have expired (I only use em when I have to)…so I go to the walk in clinic in town and sit for 2 hours to get new scripts…take them next door to the Rx to get the scripts filled and I asked the girl to take the outdated ones….<\/span><\/p>\n

and srsly she looked just like you’d expect someone would had you tapped them ever so lightly and lovingly between their freakin eyes with a hammer….<\/span><\/p>\n

so I had to explain to her why I would ask in the first place….<\/span><\/p>\n

sheesh!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Feb 2\/9<\/span><\/p>\n

so I told ya’ll a couple of days about about the run around trying to get <\/span>
medication for this gallopin crud <\/span>
I currently have in my chest…<\/span><\/p>\n

so since I’ve started one of the meds<\/span>
I’ve been experiencing horrendous muscle craps<\/span>
charlie horses and the kinda craps in your foot <\/span>
that virtually make them look like your foot <\/span>
is changing direction<\/span><\/p>\n

craps that wake me up 6 or more times a night<\/span>
craps that hit in the oddest places<\/span>
like under your shoulder blade<\/span>
or on your shin<\/span><\/p>\n

so today I call the dr<\/span>
and by some freak of nature<\/span>
get to actually speak to him<\/span><\/p>\n

so I says…(says I)<\/span>
“how’d ya like to look in that big book <\/span>
of drug side effects and tell me if<\/span>
cramping is a side effect of said drug”<\/span><\/p>\n

he responds with “I don’t have to<\/span>
I’m sure that’s not possible”<\/span>
I says “humour me…check the bible”<\/span>
he says “hang on”<\/span>
I hum for a while<\/span>
he comes back and says<\/span>
“cramping may possibly occur in less than 4% of users”<\/span><\/p>\n

“oh” says I<\/span>
“why not me?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“uhhhm?” he says “I guess you should use something else?”<\/span>
“can you phone something in to the pharmacy” I ask<\/span>
“oh no…you’ll have to come in”<\/span><\/p>\n

“ok wait – so I have to change meds…<\/span>
cos the one you gave me has brutal side effects<\/span>
and you want me to also take a half a day offa work to see you?”<\/span><\/p>\n

yup<\/span>
I still see dumb people<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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