{"id":1756,"date":"2009-01-07T21:24:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T05:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1756"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:26:46","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:26:46","slug":"news-of-my-demise-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1756","title":{"rendered":"News of my demise&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">is greatly exaggerated<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I did a slight half gainer offa the high board at work today and spent the afternoon at VGH having x-rays etc<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I was in the cafeteria at lunch time and walked past the coffee station&#8230;one minute I was walking and the next I was flying thru the air with the greatest of ease&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">landed on my lower back and my butt&#8230;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">and had a second of not knowing who or where I was and then realized that there were about 30 people standing over me asking me if I was ok<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">they tell me I hit my head on the wall on the way down&#8230;.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I don&#8217;t remember that&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">but I&#8217;m all good now&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">end result &#8211; no breaks&#8230;slight concussion&#8230;sore neck &amp; back bruised bottom &#8211; headache is gone and my arse smells like raspberry vinaigrette! (which is apparently what was spilled on the floor that caused said flying walenda!)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is greatly exaggerated I did a slight half gainer offa the high board at work today and spent the afternoon at VGH having x-rays etc I was in the cafeteria at lunch time and walked past the coffee station&#8230;one minute &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1756\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1756"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4367,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756\/revisions\/4367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}