{"id":1677,"date":"2008-08-18T20:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-19T03:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1677"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:27:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:27:00","slug":"chapter-76-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1677","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 76"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">the sound:  <\/span><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9ibX3TejlZE\"><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Help \u2013 the Beatles<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">I began planning my \u201cclean getaway\u201d immediately upon leaving the hospital that evening\u2026.(again\u2026little did I know).<\/p>\n<p>My first course of action was to enlist the assistance of Boomer.  Boomer the not so bright ne\u2019r do well that had the brilliant idea of bringing me to the TriCities in the first place. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cBoomer\u2026.man\u2026.I need a ride\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cwhere ya goin Baby?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201chome\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cer\u2026.uhmmmm\u2026how about a beer? Smoke a spliff\u2026coupla lines maybe?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo buzzard breath\u2026home! Canada\u2026across the border\u2026top o the 48\u2026remember????\u201d exasperation creeping in.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBaby\u2026I can\u2019t take you anywhere that remotely resembles outta state\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cremotely resembles?  Who the hell are you and what the fuck did ya do with Boomer the Boozehund?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201coh Baby\u2026I\u2019m still yer favorite Boozehund\u2026.but Mrs. K says yer gonna be moving here for good so I\u2019ve already made arrangements with Al n Suzie to pack up yer place\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cpack up my place?  PACK UP MY PLACE? Are you outta yer muthafuckin mind man????I live in Canada! And.I.am.goin.home.now! Home to my studio\u2026home to my hotel and home tomy fucking bar!!!!!!!!\u201d I screamed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cya shoulda said something sooner Baby\u2026it\u2019s too late\u2026\u201d Boomer replied\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat the hell do you mean\u2026it\u2019s too late? It\u2019s never too late Boomer\u2026we\u2019re Canadian citizens\u2026we can go home when ever the hell we want!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI wish it was that easy Baby\u2026.here\u2026have a beer\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I grabbed the beer outta his hand and then promptly threw it at him, missing him by a country mile and smashing the bottle against the door of the garage. <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">\u201cI am not staying Boomer! You mark my words!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019ll see\u201d came the reply.<\/p>\n<p>I slumped down the garage door and hung my head\u2026.weems that the trip home wasn\u2019t going to be as easy as I\u2019d first surmised\u2026.but I\u2019d find a way\u2026I was sure of it!.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the sound: Help \u2013 the Beatles I began planning my \u201cclean getaway\u201d immediately upon leaving the hospital that evening\u2026.(again\u2026little did I know). My first course of action was to enlist the assistance of Boomer. 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