{"id":1646,"date":"2008-06-03T22:53:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-04T05:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1646"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:27:16","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:27:16","slug":"chapter-71-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1646","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 71"},"content":{"rendered":"

the sound: <\/strong><\/span>Joe Cocker \u2013 Help from my Friends<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>The Beatles \u2013 Strawberry Fields Forever<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>The Beatles \u2013 Hey Jude<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Richie Havens \u2013 Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Santana \u2013 Soul Sacrifice<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Janis Joplin \u2013 Try<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young \u2013 Judy Blue Eyes<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Canned Heat \u2013 Woodstock Boogie<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Ten Years After \u2013 Going Home<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

Robert and Snot were both wearing bib coveralls. Both were wearing short sleeved t-shirts and riding boots. Both had beards and both had hair that was at least mid back in length\u2026and of course both of them were well over 6 foot tall.<\/p>\n

Their hair was all over the place\u2026looked like they\u2019d ridden a while \u2013 that \u201crode hard and put away wet\u201d thing\u2026.and both of them looked like they\u2019d been involved in some sort of blood bath. <\/p>\n

There literally was not one area the size of my thumbprint that I could see on either of them that was not covered in blood. It was drying and tacky and they both even had it under their arms\u2026I couldn\u2019t imagine the kind of picture the two of them had made riding up the road from the farm to the bar.<\/p>\n

I sort of laughed uncomfortably thinking that perhaps they\u2019d had a paint fight while painting the barn\u2026but I knew I was grasping at straws because I knew that paint had not been in the plans for the day. <\/p>\n

I found that I expected the worse\u2026but thought that perhaps the saving grace could be that both Robert and Snot were smiling\u2026smiling hugely I might add. Then again, I quickly thought that maybe I\u2019d relaxed too soon\u2026cos really \u2013 these guys are nuts.<\/p>\n

All manner of horror ran thought my mind in a heartbeat and my eyes darted around looking for some kind of an escape route for the first time in several days.<\/p>\n

One of the European guests approached Robert. He was a big blonde fellow called (surprisingly enough) Swede.<\/p>\n

Swede asked \u201cvat da fuk happen to you?\u201d<\/p>\n

Robert started to laugh\u2026\u201dthis, my friend, is what happens when you fuck with my club. This is what happens when people fuck with my family. I take care of business and then there is no problem no more.\u201d<\/p>\n

He paused \u201cGet it?\u201d<\/p>\n

Swede looked puzzled.<\/p>\n

\u201cPeople fuck with me and mine and I fuck them right back \u2013 big big time!\u201d Robert said.<\/p>\n

\u201cwho fuk vid you?\u201d Swede asked and I saw beneath that jolly blonde surface a kind of nastiness I\u2019d not seen before.<\/p>\n

\u201cWellllll ya know?….\u201d he began\u2026.and then Robert began to laugh. <\/p>\n

\u201cNaw\u2026I cannot tell a lie\u2026.\u201d he continued with a twinkle in his eye\u2026\u201dthis is what happens \u2026\u2026\u2026.when ya butcher a pig with a chain saw!\u201d he finished in a hurry.
I slumped into my chair as everyone in the room started to laugh and cheer.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

the sound: Joe Cocker \u2013 Help from my Friends, The Beatles \u2013 Strawberry Fields Forever, The Beatles \u2013 Hey Jude, Richie Havens \u2013 Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child, Santana \u2013 Soul Sacrifice, Janis Joplin \u2013 Try, Crosby, Stills, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1646"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4587,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646\/revisions\/4587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}