{"id":1604,"date":"2008-04-01T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1604"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:27:26","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:27:26","slug":"chapter-55-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1604","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 55"},"content":{"rendered":"

the sound: <\/strong><\/span>Frank Zappa \u2013 Dinah Moe Humm<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Frank Zappa \u2013 I\u2019m the Slime<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Frank Zappa \u2013 Be-Bop Tango<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Frank Zappa \u2013 Cosmic Debris<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Frank Zappa \u2013 Whipping Post<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Frank Zappa \u2013 What Kind of Girl<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Frank Zappa \u2013 Titties and Beer<\/strong><\/span><\/a>, <\/strong><\/span>Frank Zappa – Montana<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

I sat in the garage for a while, listening to the music and then got up and headed out the door to the fire. People had been eating goat on and off but I\u2019d pretty much decided that I wasn\u2019t gonna go there\u2026and made do with some cheese and a bun offa the table.<\/p>\n

I sat in a chair by the fire just watching and listening to the bits of conversation I could hear and surreptitiously watched the interaction between Grey, Robert, BarnYard and Rosie.<\/p>\n

Watching them for a while made me realize what I hadn\u2019t seen before\u2026they were family\u2026and had been for a long time\u2026their mannerism and speech patterns where the same and all three of them were quick to laugh and quick to anger.<\/span>
<\/span>
\u201cI might be movin’ to Montana soon<\/span>
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss <\/span>
Raisin’ it up<\/span>
Waxen it down<\/span>
In a little white box<\/span>
I can sell uptown<\/span>
By myself I wouldn’t<\/span>
Have no boss,<\/span>
But I’d be raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss<\/span>
Raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss<\/span>
Well I just might grow me some bees<\/span>
But I’d leave the sweet stuff<\/span>
For somebody else…but then, on the other hand<\/span>
I’d Keep the wax N’ melt it down<\/span>
Pluck some Floss N’ swish it aroun’<\/span>
I’d have me a crop<\/span>
An’ it’d be on top<\/span>
(that’s why I’M movin’ to Montana)<\/span>
Movin’ to Montana soon<\/span>
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon<\/span>
(yes I am)<\/span>
Movin’ to Montana soon<\/span>
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune<\/span>
I’m pluckin’ the ol’ Dennil Floss<\/span>
That’s growin’ on the prairie<\/span>
Pluckin’ the floss!<\/span>
I plucked all day an’ all nite an’ all <\/span>
Afternoon…I’m ridin’ a small tiny hoss<\/span>
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)<\/span>
He’s a good hoss<\/span>
Even though <\/span>
He’s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or<\/span>
Blanket on anyway<\/span>
He’s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or<\/span>
Blanket on anyway<\/span>
Any way I’m pluckin’ the ol’ Dennil Floss<\/span>
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks<\/span>
I don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks<\/span>
I don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks<\/span>
I’m gonna find me a horse<\/span>
Just about this big<\/span>
An’ ride him all along the border line<\/span>
With a Pair of heavy-duty<\/span>
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand<\/span>
Every other wrangler would say<\/span>
I was mighty grand<\/span>
By myself I wouldn’t<\/span>
Have no boss<\/span>
But I’d be raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss<\/span>
Raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss<\/span>
Raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss<\/span>
Well I might Ride along the border<\/span>
With my tweezers gleamin’In the moon-lighty night<\/span>
And then I’d <\/span>
Get a cuppa cawfee<\/span>
N’ give my foot a push…<\/span>
Just me ‘n the pymgy pony<\/span>
Over the Dennil Floss Bush<\/span>
N’ then I might just <\/span>
Jumb back on<\/span>
An’ ride Like a cowboy<\/span>
Into the dawn to Montana<\/span>
Movin’ to Montana soon<\/span>
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)<\/span>
that’s why I’m moving to Montana soon<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

the sound: Frank Zappa \u2013 Dinah Moe Humm, Frank Zappa \u2013 I\u2019m the Slime, Frank Zappa \u2013 Be-Bop Tango, Frank Zappa \u2013 Cosmic Debris, Frank Zappa \u2013 Whipping Post, Frank Zappa \u2013 What Kind of Girl, Frank Zappa \u2013 Titties … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1604"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4671,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604\/revisions\/4671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}