{"id":1526,"date":"2007-12-16T11:23:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-16T19:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1526"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:27:38","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:27:38","slug":"youd-think-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1526","title":{"rendered":"you’d think"},"content":{"rendered":"

that with all the floods <\/span><\/strong>
that I’ve had in this apartment<\/span><\/strong>
in the 10 years that I’ve lived here<\/span><\/strong>
that I’d not be surprised <\/span><\/strong>
when another one happens<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
but<\/span><\/strong>
not so much<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
I haul my butt outta bed around<\/span><\/strong>
8 this morning<\/span><\/strong>
stagger into the kitchen <\/span><\/strong>
eyes barely open<\/span><\/strong>
to put the coffee on<\/span><\/strong>
and as I walk past the fridge<\/span><\/strong>
I splashing thru<\/span><\/strong>
ice<\/span><\/strong>
cold <\/span><\/strong>
water<\/span><\/strong>
on the floor<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
gak!<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
don’t need coffee now<\/span><\/strong>
I’m awake!<\/span><\/strong>
I’m awake!<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
apparently this craptastic<\/span><\/strong>
self defrosting fridgelette<\/span><\/strong>
is kickin the bucket<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

*sigh*<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
it just never ends <\/span><\/strong>
do it?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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