{"id":1490,"date":"2007-11-10T13:17:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-10T21:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1490"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:27:55","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:27:55","slug":"aging-gracefully-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1490","title":{"rendered":"Aging Gracefully&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong>A thought occurred to me today<br \/>I was watching tv<br \/>and there\u2019s a 55-60 year old woman<br \/>on a program<br \/>wearing an off the shoulder<br \/>strapless dress<br \/>and rather obviously<br \/>a push up bra <\/strong><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong><br \/>so I\u2019m sitting in my living room<br \/>at 12 noon<br \/>looking at some old broad\u2019s tata\u2019s<br \/>every little bit o Christmas<br \/>but for the nipples\u2026.<br \/><\/strong><\/span><br \/><\/strong><\/span><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong>so there she is<\/strong><\/span><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">bare shoulders<\/span><\/strong><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong>tatas<\/strong><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong>belly roll<\/strong><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong>belly roll<\/strong><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong>table top<\/strong><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong>uhmmmm&#8230;ick<br \/>I says to myself:<br \/>\u201cput the tata\u2019s away woman\u201d <\/strong><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong><br \/>what is it about youth<br \/>that makes so many people<br \/>so desperate to preserve it?<\/p>\n<p>I ain\u2019t no prude<br \/>not by a long shot<br \/>and I guess as a result<br \/>of the recent story posts<br \/>ya\u2019ll will have<br \/>a better idea<br \/>of what exactly<br \/>makes me \u201chide\u201d<br \/>the way I do<\/p>\n<p>but jeeeeezzzuzzz<br \/>act yer damn age!<\/strong><\/span><br \/><\/strong><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_llTCkOZXIY0\/RzYSVs7okGI\/AAAAAAAAAI4\/t-HdHX7xh8o\/s1600-h\/pic281451.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5131308989483094114\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_llTCkOZXIY0\/RzYSVs7okGI\/AAAAAAAAAI4\/t-HdHX7xh8o\/s320\/pic281451.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">THINK ABOUT IT!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A thought occurred to me todayI was watching tvand there\u2019s a 55-60 year old womanon a programwearing an off the shoulderstrapless dressand rather obviouslya push up bra so I\u2019m sitting in my living roomat 12 noonlooking at some old broad\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1490\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1490"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4900,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions\/4900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}