{"id":1465,"date":"2007-10-03T19:16:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-04T02:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:28:06","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:28:06","slug":"less-than-stellar-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1465","title":{"rendered":"Less than Stellar"},"content":{"rendered":"

today<\/span><\/strong>
turned into a somewhat <\/span><\/strong>
less than stellar day….<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
have I mentioned that the boss<\/span><\/strong>
in a moment of abject stupidity<\/span><\/strong>
gave my colleague<\/span> the week off?<\/span><\/strong>
that’d<\/span> be the week that we “go live”<\/span><\/strong>
as they say in my business…..<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
so I didn’t have time to wipe my ass properly<\/span><\/strong>
all freakin<\/span> day long<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
I got off a 4:30<\/span><\/strong>
went shopping<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
it will come as no surprise to ya’ll<\/span> <\/span><\/strong>
that I’m the large economy size<\/span><\/strong>
so I shop at the large economy sized ladies stores<\/span><\/strong>
er<\/span><\/strong>
rather<\/span><\/strong>
I used to shop at the large economy sized ladies stores…<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
one store (that is notorious for “old lady fashion”)<\/span><\/strong>
now believes<\/span> that all plus sized women <\/span><\/strong>
are 5 ft tall<\/span><\/strong>
while almost everything in the store will go around me<\/span><\/strong>
nothing comes past my gawd damned knees <\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
another store<\/span><\/strong>
has my size and the petite are 3 inches too short<\/span><\/strong>
and the tall are 6 inches too long<\/span><\/strong>
and they don’t carry anything in between<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
the third store…<\/span><\/strong>
the one that I have been shopping at for 4 years<\/span><\/strong>
no longer carries the style that I’d like in the right size<\/span><\/strong>
they carry regular sizes in that style<\/span><\/strong>
but no large economy sizes<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
and just to add insult to injury<\/span><\/strong>
almost all of the stores have decided<\/span><\/strong>
that jeans shouldn’t come with back pockets <\/span><\/strong>
and my waistline is somewhere near my pubic bone<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
WTF<\/span>?<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
so I decide to throw in the towel<\/span><\/strong>
and go out for supper<\/span><\/strong>
I head to one restaurant<\/span><\/span><\/strong>
drive around the parking lot…<\/span><\/strong>
no spots to park<\/span><\/strong>
so I head to another<\/span><\/strong>
no spots to park that are big enough<\/span><\/strong>
for me to get the gawd damn tank <\/span><\/strong>
I’m driving this week<\/span><\/strong>
in<\/span><\/strong>
I head to another restaurant<\/span>….<\/span><\/strong>
find a parking spot<\/span><\/strong>
go inside and not one damn table<\/span><\/strong>
and the line up is right to the door<\/span><\/strong>
<\/span><\/strong>
I think I’m gonna have<\/span><\/strong>
ramen<\/span> noodles and vodka for supper!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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