{"id":1464,"date":"2007-10-01T18:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-02T01:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1464"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:28:06","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:28:06","slug":"slap-your-co-worker-day-is-here-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1464","title":{"rendered":"Slap your Co-Worker Day is Here !!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:<\/p>\n

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t care about?<\/p>\n

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?<\/p>\n

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?<\/p>\n

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he\/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?<\/p>\n

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

You can only slap one person per hour – no more.
You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping…..and have a great day<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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