{"id":1433,"date":"2007-08-24T14:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T21:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1433"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:28:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:28:07","slug":"double-header-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1433","title":{"rendered":"double header!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two in one day! <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

don’t freak out now….<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
my friend Sam80277 is having a health issue <\/strong><\/span>
that brought to mind a story<\/strong><\/span>
from my past….<\/strong><\/span>
funny enough to share….<\/strong><\/span>

“Sam
I’m sorry you are hurting as well
but your story reminded me of my father….<\/p>\n

about 10 years ago my dad got to the stage that he couldn’t live with his ‘roids any more so he opted for surgery<\/p>\n

my father was never one for medicine…prided himself on being able to say he’d never taken a pill<\/p>\n

so into the hospital he goes
and they freeze his arse and put these little wee elastic bands on his ‘roids (kinda like casterating a bull)
they give him a script and send him home<\/p>\n

Mr. Macho figures he’s ok so he doesn’t get the script filled….forgetting of course…that all is currently well…cos well, his ass is frozen!<\/p>\n

round about 3 AM that night my phone rings
wakes me up from a dead sleep
and a tiny little voice whispers in my ear….
“I have *whimper*
without a doubt *whimper*
the sorest asshole *whimper* *whimper*
in Canada…*whimper*”<\/p>\n

I couldn’t help it
I laughed<\/p>\n

he didn’t even start talking to me after I went all the way to his house…got the script….went all the way to the all night pharmacy…got the script filled and took it all the way back to him…..<\/p>\n

all he did was glare at me….and *whimper*<\/p>\n

moral of the story Sam…when the Dr gives ya a script…fill the damn thing…no matter how much you don’t beleive you may need it….
you just may before all is said and done!”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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