{"id":1429,"date":"2007-08-17T16:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-17T23:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1429"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:28:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:28:08","slug":"quit-complainin-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1429","title":{"rendered":"Quit complainin…"},"content":{"rendered":"

about me being too quiet<\/strong><\/span>
I’m dancing as fast as I can over here!<\/span><\/strong>
<\/strong><\/span>
in the 3 days since I have returned to work<\/strong><\/span>
after my wonderful holidays <\/span><\/strong>
with my very good (and kind) friends <\/span><\/strong>
that went so far as to feed me<\/span><\/strong>
dress me<\/span><\/strong>
and pull up my bloody underoo’s<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

I have <\/strong><\/span>
written<\/strong><\/span>
proofed<\/strong><\/span>
edited<\/strong><\/span>
laid out<\/strong><\/span>
built<\/strong><\/span>
coded<\/strong><\/span>
linked<\/strong><\/span>
pdf’d<\/strong><\/span>
and published to beta<\/strong><\/span>
218 motherfucking web pages<\/strong><\/span>
<\/span><\/strong>
all the while <\/strong><\/span>
with tennis elbow<\/strong><\/span>
and carpel tunnel<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
I don’t care if I ever build one again!<\/strong><\/span>
gak!<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
and at the risk of repeating myself…<\/strong><\/span>
<\/span><\/strong>
if the woman in the office across from me<\/strong><\/span>
that hired me<\/span><\/strong>
that makes twice (almost 3 times) as much money as I do<\/strong><\/span>
comes back from yet <\/span><\/strong>
one more freakin coffee “meeting”<\/span><\/strong>
sheiking like a bloody fishmonger<\/strong><\/span>
one more time<\/strong><\/span>
about how damn busy she is <\/strong><\/span>
(oh woe is me)<\/strong><\/span>
I’m gonna go to jail<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

cos I’m gonna stab her in the eye<\/strong><\/span>
with my freakin mouse!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

*ahem*<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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