{"id":1405,"date":"2007-07-10T08:57:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-10T15:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1405"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:28:21","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:28:21","slug":"more-with-the-puzzled-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1405","title":{"rendered":"more with the puzzled…."},"content":{"rendered":"

my granny used to say that
one should never trust a man in a bow tie\u2026<\/p>\n

what a day I had yesterday
first off…when I’m leaving from work<\/strong><\/span>
some old fart wearing a bow tie
is sitting on a BMW mc <\/strong><\/span>
parked behind the pickle….
and gives me a 5 min lecture on “that’s not a motorcycle”
“yer right! – it’s a trike” says I
“well you shouldn’t park it here”
“well it’s licenced and insured, plated, and registered as an mc in this country so maybe you should be having this conversation with the fed’s”
all of this is occurring <\/strong><\/span>
while I am standing there <\/strong><\/span>
fully geared and ready to go<\/strong><\/span>
but because he’s parked behind me<\/strong><\/span>
and the pickle is still blowing a cloud of gas often<\/strong><\/span>
upon first start…(still need carb work)<\/strong><\/span>
I’d decided to wait til he had his bow tie off<\/strong><\/span>
and his matching yuppie motorcycle “ensemble” on<\/strong><\/span>
with his new boots and his matching freakin helmet<\/strong><\/span>
and had pulled out<\/strong><\/span>
to avoid “gassing him”<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
I should have just smoked the old coot<\/strong><\/span>
I did however <\/strong><\/span>
have a pretty good laugh when he finally left<\/strong><\/span>
thinking about the size and length of tweezers<\/strong><\/span>
he’d need<\/strong><\/span>
to get the freakin bug outta his ass!<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
so I ride home in the heat<\/strong><\/span>
it’s loverly<\/strong><\/span>
but there’s again <\/strong><\/span>
mighty huge traffic on our country road<\/strong><\/span>
because of some kind of accident on the highway<\/strong><\/span>
I get to this intersection where I have to turn left<\/strong><\/span>
and the municipality installed traffic lights <\/strong><\/span>
over a month ago<\/strong><\/span>
but the lights are not yet active<\/strong><\/span>
so it took close to 20 min to get thru<\/strong><\/span>
my word….I thought I’d dry up and blow away!<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
I get home to a message from the VOD <\/strong><\/span>
she…the bother….and her bother and blister in law <\/strong><\/span>
are all at the “scene of the crime” <\/strong><\/span>
from last Tuesday night<\/strong><\/span>
for dinner<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
I figure it should be all good<\/strong><\/span>
because of the phone conversation that the VOD had<\/strong><\/span>
with the owner over the weekend<\/strong><\/span>
where he apologized <\/strong><\/span>
and told her the drunken ass in question <\/strong><\/span>
had been barred for life…..<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
ya well<\/strong><\/span>
not so much!<\/strong><\/span>
guess who’s sitting in the bar when I walk in<\/strong><\/span>
with this condescending smirk on his face<\/strong><\/span>
it pissed me off!<\/strong><\/span>
and <\/strong><\/span>
I think I feel a letter coming on!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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