{"id":1368,"date":"2007-05-14T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-15T00:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1368"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:28:42","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:28:42","slug":"third-times-a-charm-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1368","title":{"rendered":"third times a charm!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Imagine?<\/strong><\/span>
3 posts in one day<\/strong><\/span>
that don’t happen often…..<\/span><\/strong>
<\/strong><\/span>
ok<\/span><\/strong>
can I just say…<\/strong><\/span>
jezuz h keyyyy-rist on a crutch<\/strong><\/span>
my family is all nuts<\/strong><\/span>
and I’m not far behind!<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
now it’s the fadder<\/strong><\/span>
the silly old fart bought a house with his partner 4 years ago<\/strong><\/span>
didn’t bother to get an inspection<\/strong><\/span>
cos the “nice young man” that sold them the house<\/strong><\/span>
said everything was fine <\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
*harumph*<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
he(the fadder) and his “partner” (and I use the term loosely)<\/strong><\/span>
have had the house on the market for months <\/strong><\/span>
but he can’t tell me where they will go <\/strong><\/span>
or if they will even share a home after the house sells<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
still the house ain’t selling<\/strong><\/span>
cos the crumbling retaining wall<\/strong><\/span>
has finally given up the ghost<\/strong><\/span>
the crumbly retaining wall that the “nice young man”<\/strong><\/span>
said would last forever<\/strong><\/span>
now needs $33,000.00 to repair!<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
the fadder <\/strong><\/span>
calls me in tears<\/strong><\/span>
“I’m on a pension…<\/strong><\/span>
where am I gonna get that kind o money?”<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
he phones me again all freaked out about an hour later<\/strong><\/span>
cos he gets a bill in the mail this morning<\/strong><\/span>
from Revenue Canada<\/strong><\/span>
for $88,000.00 <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span>
“dad, <\/strong><\/span>
dad,<\/strong><\/span>
DAD!<\/strong><\/span>
it’s a typo – call Revenue Canada”<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
he does and it is<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
so <\/strong><\/span>
the VOD and I are supposed to go to the cousin’s house<\/strong><\/span>
for supper on Tues night<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
the fadder decides to invite himself<\/strong><\/span>
and calls my cell as I’m on way home <\/strong><\/span>
from a criminally cruddy day of work<\/strong><\/span>
to inform me that he and his partner<\/strong><\/span>
will be there for dinner on Tues night<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“what?” says I<\/strong><\/span>
“you are bringing her…WTF am I supposed to do with the VOD?”<\/strong><\/span>
“that’s not my problem” he says<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
the hell you say!<\/strong><\/span>
fuck eh?<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
now I have the completely untenable pleasure<\/strong><\/span>
of going home<\/strong><\/span>
and telling the VOD<\/strong><\/span>
that the old fart and his Chiquita<\/strong><\/span>
will be there for dinner<\/strong><\/span>
which will hurt the VOD’s feelings <\/strong><\/span>
and of course will piss me off even more<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
and then she’ll decide she won’t go<\/strong><\/span>
so I’ll decide I won’t go<\/strong><\/span>
cos I ain’t gonna leave her alone <\/strong><\/span>
and then she’ll do the martyr thing<\/strong><\/span>
and I’ll be damned if I do and damned if I don’t<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
just what the fuck is fair about that?<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
oh<\/strong><\/span>
and just to add insult to injury<\/strong><\/span>
the bean counters at work have decided that<\/strong><\/span>
our unit is top heavy<\/strong><\/span>
so our boss should let go one of us<\/strong><\/span>
which means if they let the Coordinator go<\/strong><\/span>
my work load goes from almost doable times 6<\/strong><\/span>
or <\/strong><\/span>
it means that they let me go<\/strong><\/span>
and I’m fucking unemployed<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
we’ll see how this plays out<\/strong><\/span>
but it ain’t gonna be pretty<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
we’re a new unit <\/strong><\/span>
and new units are guaranteed to loose money<\/strong><\/span>
for the first 3 years<\/strong><\/span>
and we ain’t even been open a full year yet<\/strong><\/span>
and already they’re talking about pulling plugs<\/strong><\/span>
what the fuck did they expect<\/strong><\/span>
miracles?<\/strong><\/span>
<\/strong><\/span>
I wish I was a drinker<\/strong><\/span>
I’d get pissed as a billy goat<\/strong><\/span>
I’m certainly in the right mood for it tonight!<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Imagine?3 posts in one daythat don’t happen often…..okcan I just say…jezuz h keyyyy-rist on a crutchmy family is all nutsand I’m not far behind!now it’s the fadderthe silly old fart bought a house with his partner 4 years agodidn’t bother … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1368"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5145,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions\/5145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}