{"id":1340,"date":"2007-04-06T16:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T23:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1340"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:28:43","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:28:43","slug":"spring-has-sprung-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1340","title":{"rendered":"Spring has Sprung?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Spring has sprung
the grass is rizz
and I know where all
the whacko’s live….<\/strong>
<\/strong>
it’s a fucking holiday<\/strong>
are these people all insane?<\/strong>
<\/strong>
7:30 this morning<\/strong>
the old doll upstairs <\/strong>
vacuums her bedroom<\/strong>
<\/strong>
the temp is 18 degrees Celsius<\/strong>
outside<\/strong>
and I can’t open my door or window<\/strong>
cos the Voodoo God and his lovely bride<\/strong>
Screechin Bitch<\/strong>
are sitting in their yard smoking all day<\/strong>
and it blows directly into my apartment<\/strong>
<\/strong>
then there’s the VOD<\/strong>
who got her panties in a major wad<\/strong>
cos I wouldn’t drive her to her banks<\/strong>
one 20 min away <\/strong>
and one up the block<\/strong>
<\/strong>
“mom” I says<\/strong>
“it’s a holiday”<\/strong>
“well I need to go”<\/strong>
“I know….but it’s a holiday”<\/strong>
“what’s that got to do with it?”<\/strong>
“banks close on holidays”<\/strong>
“well the stores are open…<\/strong>
it says so in all the flyers….”<\/strong>
“that’s nice mom…but the banks <\/strong>
and all the government offices are closed….<\/strong>
that’s why I have a 4 day weekend…<\/strong>
cos it’s a holiday”<\/strong>
“well that’s just wrong! I need to go to the bank”<\/strong>
<\/strong>
then she tells me that I ignore her….<\/strong>
and that I’m really not a being fair to her<\/strong>
I guess I lost my temper<\/strong>
but I’ve been her fucking beck and call girl<\/strong>
for over a year<\/strong>
with no help or even financial assistance from <\/strong>
the bother or the blister<\/strong>
since she first got sick<\/strong>
all them trips to Costco<\/strong>
to get her drinking water<\/strong>
were not my fuckin idea<\/strong>
nor was it my idea that every single damn time<\/strong>
I have gone out for a meal in the past 2 years<\/strong>
it’s been with her <\/strong>
cos I’m so worried about her becoming <\/strong>
a god damn recluse<\/strong>
<\/strong>
but I’m ignoring her <\/strong>
and really not being fair<\/strong>
fine then….<\/strong>
let’s see how fair it gets from here!<\/strong>
<\/strong>
nothing like yer mother <\/strong>
to bring out the child in you eh?<\/strong><\/span>
<\/span><\/strong>
I went out for a brief ride<\/span><\/strong>
but I started coughing<\/span><\/strong>
besides it looks like <\/span><\/strong>
some mental midget<\/span><\/strong>
scratched the Pickle again<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

and now the Screechin Bitch <\/strong>
is out in her yard<\/strong>
having a screechin conversation <\/strong>
with someone on the 3rd floor<\/strong>
<\/strong>
Yup<\/strong>
<\/span>Spring has sprung
the grass is rizz
and I know where all
the whacko’s live….<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Spring has sprungthe grass is rizzand I know where allthe whacko’s live….it’s a fucking holidayare these people all insane?7:30 this morningthe old doll upstairs vacuums her bedroomthe temp is 18 degrees Celsiusoutsideand I can’t open my door or windowcos the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1340"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5199,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions\/5199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}