{"id":1331,"date":"2007-03-16T23:27:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-17T06:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1331"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:28:44","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:28:44","slug":"its-1130-at-night-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1331","title":{"rendered":"It’s 11:30 at night"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s 11:30 at night<\/span>
and once again<\/span>
I’m too tired to sleep<\/span>
<\/span>
I thought 8 fucking hours<\/span>
of mind numbing<\/span>
data entry <\/span>
today <\/span>
would tire me enough<\/span>
to sleep till Tues<\/span>
<\/span>
but no such luck<\/span>
11:30 and I’m old<\/span>
that’s like 2 full hours past my bedtime dammit!<\/span>
<\/span>
my head is fulla <\/span>
shit<\/span>
and it won’t shut up again<\/span>
<\/span>
did ya know that my shit talks?<\/span>
actually it mutters<\/span>
alla time<\/span>
non stop<\/span>
running commentary on every little thing<\/span>
<\/span>
<\/strong>“are you gonna fall down them stairs?”<\/span>
“wouldn’t it be awful if you fell down them stairs and broke yer front teeth”<\/span>
“if ya fell down them stairs you’d get some time off”<\/span>
“who dressed you like this?”<\/span>
“get offa the couch and do something!”<\/span>
“naw – don’t do anything…just sit and become Jabba the Hut!”<\/span>
“go for a ride!”<\/span>
“did you eat enough?”<\/span>
“this place looks like pigs live here”<\/span>
“shaddup”<\/span>
“you were supposed to call for perscriptions today?”<\/span>
“wonder what size of a boat it would take to get me up waterskiing”<\/span>
“OMFG I’m full”<\/span>
“who told you that you could lay down?”<\/span>
“don’t forget to call Chris and Arlene and tell them about the dog food recall<\/span>“<\/em><\/span>
“I thought you were going to order a bra and sneakers from Sears today”<\/span>
“did your mother let you out looking like that?”<\/span>
“jayzuz”<\/span>
“yer psychotic”<\/span>
“no – you’re psychotic”<\/span>
“shut up”<\/span>
“no you shut up”<\/span>
“I need a belt my pants are falling down”<\/span>
“you wish yer fuckin pants were falling down”<\/span>
“lay down”<\/span>
“did you turn off the stove?”<\/span>
“lay down”<\/span>
“do I hear water?”<\/span>
“lay down”<\/span>
“yer psychotic”<\/span>
“lay down dammit”<\/span>
“is it rainin?”<\/span>
“will it rain on Sunday?”<\/span>
“when will I stop coughing?”<\/span>
“lay down”<\/span>
“yer psychotic”<\/span>
“shaddup and lay down ya fuckin tool!”<\/span>
<\/span>
until I get into bed and relax<\/span>
and then it shrills and screeches<\/span>
<\/span>
<\/strong>“did you take yer pills?”
“then why are you still awake?”<\/span>
“do I smell smoke?”<\/span>
<\/strong>“is someone in my yard?
“shut up dummy?”<\/span>
“I need to buy a car”<\/span>
“who’s gonna fund that?”<\/span>
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”<\/span>
“do I smell smoke?”<\/span>
<\/strong>“did you take yer pills?”
“go to sleep”<\/span>
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”<\/span>
<\/span>
sometimes <\/span>
if I get the right combination <\/span>
of tired<\/span>
and bored<\/span>
I can get to sleep <\/span>
like normal people<\/span>
<\/span>
but most nights it’s the muttering<\/span>
till the shrilling and screeching<\/span>
“SHUT THE FUCK UP and GO TO SLEEP!”<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

“does anybody else hear music?”<\/strong><\/span>
<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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