{"id":1305,"date":"2007-02-13T08:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-13T16:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1305"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:29:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:29:07","slug":"i-am-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1305","title":{"rendered":"I am"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am a garlic mashed potatoe ho<\/span>
what’s a fat broad to do?<\/span>
<\/span>
on another front<\/span>
one of the guys in my riding club<\/span>
posts an extremely tasteless joke on our forum<\/span>
about the sexual predilections of a fellow member<\/span>
a member with whom he is very close friends<\/span>
<\/span>
our provincial officer calls me several times to “strongly” suggests<\/span>
that it be removed<\/span>
my first officer thinks that while it’s in poor taste<\/span>
he abhors censorship so we won’t<\/span>
the provincial officer says that as we are not a private forum<\/span>
this joke will give people the impression that we aren’t nice<\/span>
I says…but it’s ok with you guys to post racist joke<\/span>
or sexist jokes<\/span>
or jokes about religions<\/span>
or jokes about mental capacity<\/span>
<\/span>
so while I find the joke to be ugly<\/span>
I’m leaving the damn thing alone in the spirit of non censorship<\/span>
<\/span>
but it’s buggin the hell outta me!<\/span>
<\/span>
so I go to bed feeling rather disgruntled<\/span>
I shut everything off and is my won’t I walk thru completely darkness to my room<\/span>
thinking that those ‘blackout ‘ drapes where a good investment<\/span>
<\/span>
and go out like a light (cos I’m medicated to do so)<\/span>
I wake up at 12:28 to broad daylight in my living room<\/span>
and an absolute “feeling” like there is someone in my home<\/span>
I grab for the phone – and then make myself lay there for a minute<\/span>
before calling 911<\/span>
<\/span>
my apartment is small enough that even if someone were here<\/span>
I’d be able to hear them breathe<\/span>
<\/span>
finally I get up and come into the living room <\/span>
snapping the rest of the lights on as I go<\/span>
and there’s no one there<\/span>
but my brightest living room lamp<\/span>
the one with the extra bright light bulb for reading<\/span>
is on<\/span>
<\/span>
I have no idea how that happened <\/span>
but there was no one there<\/span>
I turned the light out<\/span>
went back to bed<\/span>
and for the rest of the night deampt<\/span>
of kidnapped babies<\/span>
<\/span>
wonder what caused alla that?<\/span>
<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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