{"id":1303,"date":"2007-02-10T13:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-10T21:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1303"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:29:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:29:07","slug":"does-anyone-else-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1303","title":{"rendered":"does anyone else?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">does anyone else find it disconcerting <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">that we as adults <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">are becoming caretakers <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">of our parents?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">it weirds me out<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">first of all &#8211; there&#8217;s the Voice of Doom<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">aka Mom<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">she spends hours each day talking to her sister<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and then gets off the phone and tells me that her sister is a recluse and gets all her political views from Larry King Live<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">well uhhhhmmm Mom?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">yer a freakin recluse and get all your political views from Larry King Live!<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">hello?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Dad calls<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">he&#8217;s having computer problems<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">wants me to walk him thru installing a new printer<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I give him directions<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">he writes them down<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">an hour later he phones to yell at me<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">cos his computer is &#8220;napping&#8221;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">whaddaya mean napping?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">well when I turn it on it comes up to my picture but nothing else<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">oh&#8230;well whaddaya mean nothing else? can you see the cursor?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">what&#8217;s a cursor?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">the mouse arrow? can you see it?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">ayup<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">can you see the start button?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">nope<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">have you restarted the computer?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">why would I do that?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">*sigh*<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">last night the VOD and I had a huge argument&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">after I got this new job I was in the position to have to shop for a used car<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">she never drives her&#8217;s<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">so she told me to stop shopping and drive her&#8217;s<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">but (there&#8217;s always a but eh?)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">somehow the act of driving her car is supposed to have made me clairvoyant<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and I should be able to announce that &#8220;today I will take you to town to go to the bank&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">all she has to do is say&#8230;&#8221;I should go to the bank soon&#8221; <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">but no<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">we have to play this fucking passive aggressive guessing game<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">in which she get&#8217;s pissy till I get pissed<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and then it&#8217;s ok for her to yell at me<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and to tell everyone in the family what a bitch I am<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">(ya ain&#8217;t seen bitch yet old woman)<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">*sigh*<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I&#8217;ve said it before <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">and I&#8217;ll say it again&#8230;.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I have all the trials and tribulations of being a married person<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">with none of the fun!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>does anyone else find it disconcerting that we as adults are becoming caretakers of our parents?it weirds me outfirst of all &#8211; there&#8217;s the Voice of Doomaka Momshe spends hours each day talking to her sisterand then gets off the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1303\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1303"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5273,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions\/5273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}