{"id":1220,"date":"2006-09-15T09:27:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T16:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1220"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:29:29","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:29:29","slug":"baby-hug-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1220","title":{"rendered":"Baby Hug…"},"content":{"rendered":"

ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW<\/span> <\/span>
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Instructions for properly hugging a baby:<\/span><\/p>\n

1. First, spy a baby.
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2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.
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4. The “paw slide” -Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality .
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Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good luck to all of you!
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