{"id":1154,"date":"2006-05-10T18:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-11T01:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1154"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:30:05","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:30:05","slug":"pink-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1154","title":{"rendered":"Pink!"},"content":{"rendered":"

ok
so here’s a story for ya<\/p>\n

my riding club chapter has 130-ish members
we ride together Thursdays and Sundays
First Sunday of every month we have a MITM (meet in the middle) where we have all 5 chapters of this club that exist here on Vancouver Island get together for lunch<\/p>\n

last Sunday was a MITM
alsoooo<\/p>\n

a couple of Sunday’s ago I was acosted by a male rider
and given a whole bunch of lip about how “unladylike” I am
how I talk like a trucker and don’t dress or act very femininely
*harumph*
He of course made this statement
in front of about 40 of my friends<\/p>\n

I listened very patiently
and then told him
“F*ck You!”
all nice and lady like…<\/p>\n

some of you may remember the story of the little old lady that beat me up in the ladies room last year cos she thought I was a man….<\/p>\n

So the rest of the club has this “pink” thing goin on for me…
and at last Sunday’s MITM there was a presentation where I rec’d some pink suede boots, a pink suede purse, a pink suede hat, pink flip flops, pink feather boa, pink sneakers, pink nailpolish, pink lipstick, a pink tutu, pink dance slippers, pink fluffy slippers, pink fairy wings, pink feather wings, pink carry all, pink t-shrits X 7 a pink and rhinestone watch!<\/p>\n

Finally my buddy Bryan stands up and announces that he has the present that he can’t guaran-damn-tee I will use and presents me with a pink neoprene face mask for riding in the rain….it covers the bottom half of my face and has a pig’s nose and a boar’s teeth!<\/p>\n

ya know what?
He’s right!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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