{"id":1147,"date":"2006-04-28T22:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-29T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1147"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:30:06","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:30:06","slug":"turlte-blues-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1147","title":{"rendered":"Turlte Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>~the incomperable Janis Joplin~<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Ah, I&#8217;m a mean, mean woman<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">And I don&#8217;t mean no one man, no good, no.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I&#8217;m a mean, mean woman,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I don&#8217;t mean no one man, no good.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I just treats &#8217;em like I wants to<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I never treats &#8217;em, honey like I should.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Oh, Lord, I once had a daddy,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">He said he&#8217;d give me everything in sight.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Once had a daddy,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Said he&#8217;d give me everything in sight.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Yes, he did<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">So I said, &#8220;Honey, I want the sunshine,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">You take the stars out of the night.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Come on and give &#8217;em to me, <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">babe, &#8217;cause I want &#8217;em right now.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">&#8220;I ain&#8217;t the kind of woman<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Who&#8217;d make your life a bed of ease, ha ha ha ha!<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I&#8217;m not the kind of woman, no,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">To make your life a bed of ease.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Yeah, but if you, if you just wanna go out drinkin&#8217;, honey,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Won&#8217;t you invite me along please.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Oh, I&#8217;ll be so good to ya babe, yeah!<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Whoa, go on!<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I guess I&#8217;m just like a turtle<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">That&#8217;s hidin&#8217; underneath its horny shell.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Whoa, whoa, oh yeah, like a turtle<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Hidin&#8217; underneath its horny shell.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">But you know I&#8217;m very well protected &#8211;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I know this goddamn life too well.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Oh! Now call me mean, you can call me evil, yeah, yeah,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I&#8217;ve been called much of some things around,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Honey, don&#8217;t ya know I have!<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Whoa, call me mean or call me evil<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">I&#8217;ve been called much of some things, all things around,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Yeah, but I&#8217;m gonna take good care of Janis, yeah,<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Honey, ain&#8217;t no one gonna dog me down.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Alright, yeah. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>~the incomperable Janis Joplin~ Ah, I&#8217;m a mean, mean womanAnd I don&#8217;t mean no one man, no good, no.I&#8217;m a mean, mean woman,I don&#8217;t mean no one man, no good.I just treats &#8217;em like I wants toI never treats &#8217;em, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1147\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5586,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions\/5586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}