{"id":1144,"date":"2006-04-21T20:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-22T03:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1144"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:30:06","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:30:06","slug":"not-the-only-flake-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1144","title":{"rendered":"Not the only flake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Apparently I am not the only near blind flake in our midst&#8230;I just read this from a friend: (she&#8217;s medicated due to a recent surgery&#8230;)<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">  &#8220;OMG..lmfao  I was giving myself a facial..the kind you leave on for 20 minutes for it to harden up. Well my 20 minutes are up and I go to wash it off. I&#8217;m bent over the sink filling my hands with water and splashing it on my face and its all blury. I do this twice before I realize that I still have my glasses on! LMFAO..maybe these new pills aren&#8217;t that bad.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently I am not the only near blind flake in our midst&#8230;I just read this from a friend: (she&#8217;s medicated due to a recent surgery&#8230;) &#8220;OMG..lmfao I was giving myself a facial..the kind you leave on for 20 minutes for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1144\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1144"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5591,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions\/5591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}