{"id":1135,"date":"2006-04-01T10:07:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-01T18:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1135"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:30:07","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:30:07","slug":"blind-dates-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1135","title":{"rendered":"Blind Dates"},"content":{"rendered":"

First date stories huh?<\/p>\n

Hmmmmm\u2026I think I have more than one\u2026but here goes\u2026<\/p>\n

Once upon a time the big bald broad wasn\u2019t so big and wasn\u2019t so bald. In the olden days when my waist size was smaller and my hair length was longer I was living in NW ON and all my friends found it the challenge of the century to see who would be the one to find me the hook up of my dreams.<\/p>\n

I wasn\u2019t so much looking as I was enjoying the attention\u2026and these women where just hell bent on finding me a mate\u2026they were all married at the time and I\u2019ve never been able to figure out if they wanted me to be as happy or as unhappy as they were\u2026but I digress\u2026and that\u2019s likely a thought for whole other story\u2026<\/p>\n

For All Hallow\u2019s Eve one year I decided to throw a big old girl\u2019s night out costume party\u2026.there must have been some 30 women in costumes at my house\u2026round about 11 pm we decided to go en-mass to the local biker bar to kick up our heels and act incognito\u2026cos some of these costumes we really really good.<\/p>\n

Did ya ever notice how it\u2019s amazing what some women will get up to when they are in a costume\u2026normally quiet reserved little church mice get a belly fulla beer and the next thing ya know they are dancing on tables and forgetting to take their shoes home!<\/p>\n

After the wild and wanton show off at the bar\u2026many of the patrons of same and the wild women I was with ended up at my house for an all nighter\u2026in those days all nighter\u2019s happened at my house cos I didn\u2019t have kids.<\/p>\n

It was during the time that Van Halen had released the album with the big old poster of David Lee Roth chained, near naked to a fence (funny the things we thought were sexy in our misspent youth\u2026)
So that big poster of David had been nailed to my bedroom wall by one of the not so sober married ladies earlier in the evening and when I finally rolled out of bed the following day I come to discouver that the ladies that had been dressed as Dominatrix and such the night before had hung a whip, a couple of pairs of handcuffs (one of them fur lined) and some other sorta \u201cgear\u201d around that poster in my bedroom. I thought it was a hoot.<\/p>\n

I noticed it\u2026and then frankly completely forgot about it.<\/p>\n

Flash forward about 3 months and I have put my foot down with the married ladies\u2026NO MORE BLIND DATES!!<\/p>\n

Sure enough\u2026as soon as you are surely not looking\u2026you meet the man of your dreams. Literally. I bumped into this gorgeous chunk of masculinity at the bank\u2026this man is soo breathtaking that I am not even able to string words together in a sentence.<\/p>\n

I spend a week er so daydreaming about him and what I might wanna do should the chance ever arise (well\u2026daydreamin and night dreamin too\u2026if ya get my drift) and during that time the power\u2019s that be set the married women off on another find Wyz a man tangent.<\/p>\n

I come to find out that one of my friends has set me up on a blind date.<\/p>\n

Being the shy reserved quiet woman I am (?)\u2026I am reluctant to go\u2026but after much cajoling I do\u2026I get to the meeting place and low and behold\u2026it\u2019s the daydream guy!<\/p>\n

I figure this is kismet\u2026karma\u2026meant to be\u2026I am farkempt! In my mind\u2019s eye I am singing, \u201csomeday my prince will come\u201d. Life is good!<\/p>\n

We go out to dinner and a show\u2026I am not only able to string words together in sentences\u2026I am witty and funny and give just an all round stellar performance of someone he should want to spend some serious time with. We then go on to a pub for a couple of drinks\u2026a very very enjoyable night\u2026a very nice time\u2026things are clicking along just wonderfully and I am happy.<\/p>\n

At the end of the evening we get to my front door and he kisses me\u2026I invite him in, ostensibly for a coffee (?) We end up doing some hard-core heavy breathing on the couch\u2026<\/p>\n

I am besotted\u2026
I invite him to spend the night\u2026
He agrees\u2026
I suggest he meet me in the bedroom\u2026last door on the left while I slip into the bathroom\u2026probably to catch my breath\u2026and check between my teeth for left over salad greens.<\/p>\n

I get in the powder room and decide I oughta at least brush my teeth and hair and do something about the eye make up that is beating a fast retreat across my cheeks\u2026that I should make myself a little more presentable\u2026the anticipation is building to phenomenal levels\u2026(as it only can for the young and the \u201cfull of\u201d hormones) I am giddy and giggling like a schoolgirl\u2026so I give myself a little pep talk in the bathroom mirror as well\u2026just to prove to myself that this isn\u2019t near as important as I seem to be making it. After all, I am an adult woman and I am in control. Anybody hear me roar?<\/p>\n

I open the door of the bathroom, all-full of my sexy self to see him (said man of my dreams) standing in the hallway by my front door looking suspiciously like a deer caught in the headlights.<\/p>\n

He is wearing his jacket and boots and has his hand on the doorknob about to leave.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s up?\u201d
\u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d
\u201cWhere ya goin?\u201d I ask.<\/p>\n

\u201cUmmmmm\u2026I gotta go\u2026I don\u2019t know how to say this\u201d he says \u2026\u201cBut you definitely ain\u2019t my kinda woman!\u201d And out the door he runs\u2026not walk but runs\u2026.in such a freakin hurry that he leaves my front door wide open\u2026 I am puzzled and I follow him out on the porch\u2026he won\u2019t say another word as he climbs into his truck and beats a hasty retreat, gravel whipping under tires without so much as even a glance goodbye over his shoulder.<\/p>\n

I go back in the house and locking my front door.I walk down the hall to my bedroom\u2026and flip on the overhead light\u2026<\/p>\n

It is then that I spot the poster, and accoutrement. The whips, chains and handcuffs\u2026and as I remember the look of abject terror on his face and I collapse in tears of laughter on my bed\u2026<\/p>\n

Some things were just not meant to be.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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