{"id":1069,"date":"2005-07-27T20:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-28T03:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:30:54","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:30:54","slug":"universal-truth-and-dave-barry-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1069","title":{"rendered":"Universal Truth and Dave Barry"},"content":{"rendered":"

there is a belief held <\/span>
“universally” <\/span>
that should you\/I\/Me\/We operate from a position<\/span>
of integrity or fairness <\/span>
you will be responded to in like form<\/span>
<\/span>
Today was another example of “not so much”…<\/span>
<\/span>
as a result…I’m not sure that I want to work where I work anymore<\/span>
I can only hope that I calm down by Friday<\/span>
<\/span>
in the meantime…<\/span>
people that do operate from a position of integrity <\/span>
have sent me some Dave Barry for my birthday tomorrow:<\/span><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness’<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Nobody is normal<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. You should not confuse your career with your life<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    and last but certainly not least…<\/span><\/p>\n

    <\/span>10. Your friends love you anyway<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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