{"id":1057,"date":"2005-06-22T18:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-23T01:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1057"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:31:03","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:31:03","slug":"so-i-went-for-a-ride-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1057","title":{"rendered":"so I went for a ride&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span >alrighty then<br \/>went for a ride<br \/>pulling thru a long inside curve<br \/>grab me a fist fulla throttle<br \/>throttle sticks wide open..<br \/>Fuck<br \/>throttle comes off in my hand&#8230;<br \/>Fuck<br \/>now don&#8217;t that get my attention?<br \/>hello little ditch<br \/>hello tall grass<br \/>hello big f*ckin trees<br \/>FUUUUUUCK!<br \/>the only saving grace is that I ride on 3 and didn&#8217;t fall over&#8230;<br \/>slipped over the ditch and thru the grass and stopped nestled between 2 trees&#8230;I couldn&#8217;t a done it better if I&#8217;d aimed for it<br \/>went home&#8230;.to change my drawers!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>alrighty thenwent for a ridepulling thru a long inside curvegrab me a fist fulla throttlethrottle sticks wide open..Fuckthrottle comes off in my hand&#8230;Fucknow don&#8217;t that get my attention?hello little ditchhello tall grasshello big f*ckin treesFUUUUUUCK!the only saving grace is that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1057\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1057"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5765,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057\/revisions\/5765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}