{"id":1053,"date":"2005-06-07T21:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-08T04:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1053"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:31:03","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:31:03","slug":"me-n-the-vod-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1053","title":{"rendered":"me n the VOD"},"content":{"rendered":"

so I’m having this thing with my mother
henceforth and forever after known
as the Voice of Doom…<\/p>\n

she’s been gone for 3 months
she came back a week er two ago
and I immediately left for the weekend<\/p>\n

she has shingles
and will not go to the Dr.
at least I think it’s shingles…cos that’s what she guess’ it is<\/p>\n

I have made a decision to have a life
to no longer be her beck and call girl
and
she ain’t cottoning on to that idea<\/p>\n

she’s pissed<\/p>\n

I come home from workin in a room
with 800-1200 people talking
and she wants to talk
cos the Guiding Light
won’t answer her…<\/p>\n

I’ve been saying for years that it’s like being married
I have all the hassle and none of the fun<\/p>\n

I love her to death
she is my mother<\/p>\n

but I’m turning 50 in a month
don’t ya think it’s time I cut the imbilical cord
and set her free?<\/p>\n

Please?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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