{"id":1049,"date":"2005-05-25T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-26T03:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?p=1049"},"modified":"2010-09-29T18:31:03","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T01:31:03","slug":"i-hate-housework-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1049","title":{"rendered":"I hate housework&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">In case I haven&#8217;t mentioned it before&#8230;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">I hate housework<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">This hatred is multiplied in leaps and bounds by the fact that I have a vacuum cleaner that spits more than it blows. <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:Verdana;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:Verdana;\">I do almost everything in my power to keep from having to do housework&#8230;including admonishing every person I have ever met that it is tantamount to treason to just &#8220;drop by&#8221; my home&#8230;oh no no no&#8230;that&#8217;s not allowed&#8230;one must never just show up at my door without the obligatory phone call to warn me so that I might appease my dirty house guilt with one of those &#8220;flight of the bumble bee 90 mile an hour stuff n fluffs&#8221; of my home to kinda make it presentable&#8230;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:Verdana;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:Verdana;\">anyway<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">The V.O.D. is coming back from a couple of months at the sisters house&#8230;so I can no longer pretend that it doesn&#8217;t need to be done&#8230;and for all the effect this fucking machine has I might just as well try to suck the carpets clean thru my lips!<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:verdana;\">that&#8217;s likely a visual you didn&#8217;t need huh?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:Verdana;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-family:Verdana;\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case I haven&#8217;t mentioned it before&#8230;I hate houseworkThis hatred is multiplied in leaps and bounds by the fact that I have a vacuum cleaner that spits more than it blows. I do almost everything in my power to keep &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?p=1049\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1049"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5781,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1049\/revisions\/5781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}