{"id":7199,"date":"2011-01-04T22:02:26","date_gmt":"2011-01-05T06:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beltdrivebetty.com\/wyzwmnsworld\/?page_id=7199"},"modified":"2011-01-04T22:02:26","modified_gmt":"2011-01-05T06:02:26","slug":"chapter-55","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/?page_id=7199","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 55"},"content":{"rendered":"

the sound: <\/strong>Frank Zappa \u2013 Dinah Moe Humm<\/strong><\/a>, <\/strong>Frank Zappa \u2013 I\u2019m the Slime<\/strong><\/a>, <\/strong>Frank Zappa \u2013 Be-Bop Tango<\/strong><\/a>, <\/strong>Frank Zappa \u2013 Cosmic Debris<\/strong><\/a>, <\/strong>Frank Zappa \u2013 Whipping Post<\/strong><\/a>, <\/strong>Frank Zappa \u2013 What Kind of Girl<\/strong><\/a>, <\/strong>Frank Zappa \u2013 Titties and Beer<\/strong><\/a>, <\/strong>Frank Zappa – Montana<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

I sat in the garage for a while, listening to the music and then got up and headed out the door to the fire. People had been eating goat on and off but I\u2019d pretty much decided that I wasn\u2019t gonna go there\u2026and made do with some cheese and a bun offa the table.<\/p>\n

I sat in a chair by the fire just watching and listening to the bits of conversation I could hear and surreptitiously watched the interaction between Grey, Robert, BarnYard and Rosie.<\/p>\n

Watching them for a while made me realize what I hadn\u2019t seen before\u2026they were family\u2026and had been for a long time\u2026their mannerism and speech patterns where the same and all three of them were quick to laugh and quick to anger.<\/p>\n

\u201cI might be movin’ to Montana soon
\nJust to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
\nRaisin’ it up
\nWaxen it down
\nIn a little white box
\nI can sell uptown
\nBy myself I wouldn’t
\nHave no boss,
\nBut I’d be raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
\nRaisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
\nWell I just might grow me some bees
\nBut I’d leave the sweet stuff
\nFor somebody else…but then, on the other hand
\nI’d Keep the wax N’ melt it down
\nPluck some Floss N’ swish it aroun’
\nI’d have me a crop
\nAn’ it’d be on top
\n(that’s why I’M movin’ to Montana)
\nMovin’ to Montana soon
\nGonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
\n(yes I am)
\nMovin’ to Montana soon
\nGonna be a mennil-toss flykune
\nI’m pluckin’ the ol’ Dennil Floss
\nThat’s growin’ on the prairie
\nPluckin’ the floss!
\nI plucked all day an’ all nite an’ all
\nAfternoon…I’m ridin’ a small tiny hoss
\n(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
\nHe’s a good hoss
\nEven though
\nHe’s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
\nBlanket on anyway
\nHe’s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
\nBlanket on anyway
\nAny way I’m pluckin’ the ol’ Dennil Floss
\nEven if you think it is a little silly, folks
\nI don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
\nI don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
\nI’m gonna find me a horse
\nJust about this big
\nAn’ ride him all along the border line
\nWith a Pair of heavy-duty
\nZircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
\nEvery other wrangler would say
\nI was mighty grand
\nBy myself I wouldn’t
\nHave no boss
\nBut I’d be raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
\nRaisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
\nRaisin’ my lonely Dental Floss
\nWell I might Ride along the border
\nWith my tweezers gleamin’In the moon-lighty night
\nAnd then I’d
\nGet a cuppa cawfee
\nN’ give my foot a push…
\nJust me ‘n the pymgy pony
\nOver the Dennil Floss Bush
\nN’ then I might just
\nJumb back on
\nAn’ ride Like a cowboy
\nInto the dawn to Montana
\nMovin’ to Montana soon
\n(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
\nthat’s why I’m moving to Montana soon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

the sound: Frank Zappa \u2013 Dinah Moe Humm, Frank Zappa \u2013 I\u2019m the Slime, Frank Zappa \u2013 Be-Bop Tango, Frank Zappa \u2013 Cosmic Debris, Frank Zappa \u2013 Whipping Post, Frank Zappa \u2013 What Kind of Girl, Frank Zappa \u2013 Titties … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":6871,"menu_order":55,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-7199","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7199"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7200,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7199\/revisions\/7200"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wyzwmn9444.live-website.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}